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Bottle Merchants Hold Bottle + Booze + Cash!

27/9/2012

 
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This money is all mine!
A bustling night in Bar Gallus with big winners. Usually The Bottle Merchants "bottle it", but Sex Machine Chris wasn't one to be swayed by the crowd and so stuck to his guns despite being disowned by his team mate.

Lucky for Gallus's funkiest bottle he was right to ignore the crowd and so claimed £175 to leave The Beast crying like a racist baby.

Only one team name was so sick that when I read it aloud a bit of my soul died. Thankfully only one team complained - not about my soul dying, about the bad taste team name.

Here's how it ended...
The Bottle Merchants Cash & Booze Winners
Sub-Atomic Leslie
MBST
The Honeymonsters & FUD
B&H
As I Read This I am Concealing a MASSIVE Boner
Quizzly Bears
My Cousins a Tart
That's Between me and My Priest
And with the most points...
Shared Applause

It started well for Quizzly Bears who took an early lead - until a Titanic disaster of a music round. Honeymonsters then took hold of the pack - but no-one could stop the awe of Sex Machine Chris after The Bottle Merchants won the Bonus Points.

A big welcome back to My Cousins a Tart, and Atomic Leslie who will no doubt be forces to be reckoned with chasing next week's £25.

Chowmein!

Sir James 

Captain stu's maiden gallus voyage!

23/9/2012

 
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Gallus virgin captain stu took over at the helm this week while Sir James was exiled to fat camp....I mean Madeira!

8 teams including two with equally offensive fritzel based names battled each other for the booze this week!

Political scandal overshadowed the first round as the legend that is Clint Eastwood caused major dissent by being a big democrat loving Obama fan.... It was frisky fräulein that stepped out of the shadow to pip the other team into first place and an early lead.

The music round was so easy this week all but one team got 8/8, that means next week is sure to be full of obscure neo indie folk nonsense to baffle the music buffs!

Us and you nearly won the joke round with a factually incorrect quip about the stand in quizmaster but it was Michael barrymores swim team who won with a typically dirty joke. Filthy buggers!

Into the last round most team were still in contention but despite letting their lead slip in the precious rounds it was frisky fräulein who finished as they started to end up on top of the pack and proud owners of enough cider to get a park full of under agers smashed....

They coulnt handle the challenge of my tiny pink balls do it was left to team FUD to face the beast!

He fecked them royally! Bassa!

Which means the money rolls over when sir James launches his rescue mission next Wednesday.

Free Condoms for The Bottle Merchants!

13/9/2012

 
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In Bar Gallus it was a case of beers and free condoms to the winning team. You can tell its Freshers Week.

The Bottle Merchants were proper hardcore tonight. They hadn't slept in 48 hours and came to the quiz straight off the plane. Their hard work paid off, as they left with the booze. 

In an amazing show of psychic ability Gillian from The Bottlers smashed the cards before being beaten by The Beast. Also psychic were team Embarrassingly Last...


Here's how it finished...
The Bottle Merchant Winners 
Handsfree Lightsabres
FUD

Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
Chuckle's Angels
The Caped Woman
Slut Fuzz Rhino  Funnest Team
Nurse & Teacher
Grind it Out
Embarassingly last

Big talking point of the night was the team full of sexy pre-STD Freshers getting jokes round votes. Will they get the votes next week after their tests come back from The Sandyford? 
Maybe - if they can equal or better this...

Q. Did you hear about the man who went streaking through the church?
A. They caught him by the organs.

Next week Captain Stu is caretaker quizmaster with a £150 bounty!

Chin chin

Sir James

There were only a few complaints about the size of Quizteam Slut Fuzz Rhino!

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Michael Barrymore's Swim Team win The Paralympics!

6/9/2012

 
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Everyone thought they would be exhausted after their efforts at The Paralympics, but it was a gold medal position on the podium for Michael Barrymore's Swim Team on their return to the quiz.

As they were one guy down short they wrote a nice note of remembrance for their team mate David who couldnt make it along. Put it this way it said "Fuck off David, we don't need you". 

Nicer than what they usually write let me assure you! 

Here's how it ended...
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team  Winners
2= Quizzly Bears
2= The Inmates
Buy a Baw Hair
Shaggers
= Spudguns
= Phalii & Flaps  Fun Guys
FUD
Suze/Scott
Team GB  Applause

A little more order to proceedings than usual as hardly anyone shouted out swear words during the quiz. Most unusual.

It wasn't until Andrew from MBST was facing The Beast that anyone shouted out any answers either, but Andrew didn't listen to the crowd. He touched the money and got beaten by The Beast - so its a £125 extravaganza next week.

In other news this week... Team Spudguns struggled without lynchpin Elaine, and The Woozy Bankers made a surprise return as Phallii and Flaps. The plural of cock is Phallii apparently...

At the end of the night Handsfree Lightsabres paraded their winners prize from The Pourhouse as is now the tradition.

Next week £125. Woop woop.

Sir James

Newsflash: Michael Barrymore's Swim Team win Gold!

6/9/2012

 
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The lads of Michael Barrymore's Swim Team donned their crusty speedos and claimed a gold medal in Gallus. They couldn't get the cash though.

Some kind cards let knob rot ridden Andrew through to get bent over and beaten up the bum by The Beast...
So I'm back with £125 next week! Full report to follow...

Chin chin
Sir James

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