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The Golf Challenge Returns to Bar Gallus!

31/1/2013

 
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A few familiar faces in Bar Gallus at the quiz this week and another tense tie-breaker. This time it was The FUD vs The team formerly known as Quizzly Bears. The FUD put in a good mindfuck as usual, but the Quizzly Bears love of Les Mis triumphed in the end.
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Here's how it ended...
The Team Formerly known as Grrr! Tiebreak Champs
FUD
The Kevin Bacon Experience
Michael Barrymore's Swimteam
Eh Mind Oh Gillie
Handsfree Lightsabres
The Honeymonsters
8 Ace
The Picture Team  Fun Guys, Applause & Cash Champs!

Every team got a go at choosing either the golf challenge which is back or the good old fashioned cards. Despite everyone's best efforts it was the last placed team that took on The Beast. The usual choice ABCD for the money and they went with C? Why? Because C is for Cat Aids. Nice. Ultra nice because C was worth £25 towards their cat aids vet bill.

Next week I'm back with the pens & paper as usual and more cash. 
Come and get it!

Chin chin

Sir James

Honeys Hoodies Take the Booze + MBST win £100!

24/1/2013

 
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Yet another week at Bar Gallus where we were promised Jetpacks, and yet there wasn't a functioning hoverboard in sight... Once we accepted the fact that the future might look like the past it was all systems go... and here's how it went!

A three-way tiebreak following the final round with The Honeymonsters (insert boo here), The Handsfree Lightsabres and Michael Barrymore's Swim Team. In the end the team who knew most about Kids Tv shows was The Honeymonsters. They took the booze. What bastards they are.
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Here's how it finished...
The Honeymonsters  Tiebreak Champs
Handsfree Lightsabres  
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team  Cash Winners
Spudguns
Quizzly Bears
My Cousins a Tart
Bottle Merchants
FUD
Spongebob
The Strangeloves  Applause

A big £100 sized well done to Michael Barrymore's Swim Team who won, well £100. As I said, well done chaps.
Hopefully they will model their new speedos and armbands next week...

In a one-off twist to liven up the jokes round all teams read out their own jokes. Mental. Some people could even read their handwriting. A big shout out to The Bottle Merchants who at one point were in the lead, but whose fall from grace was so monumental they were even forgotten in the Jokes Round. Awkward.

Funnest Guy was Quiz Hunk Bob here. Some people were voting for the guy at the bar they would most like to fuck, rather than the funniest joke. Explains why I never win I suppose. Here Bob is making cheap blue T-shirts look sexy and expensive. Woof! 

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Next week the Pens and Paper are back by popular demand as the regular common or garden old fashioned pub quiz continues...

...until next time - Chowmein!

Sir James

Hi-Tech Quiz of the Future Comes to Bar Gallus (Again)

23/1/2013

 
We'll give it another go at Bar Gallus tonight - make sure your smartphones are charged up ready for action.

We're going back to the future!

£100 Rollover: How Slutty are your Cousins?

17/1/2013

 
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After a few failed attempts at trying to start a wireless enabled smartphone friendly buzz-in quiz contest, it was back to the pens and paper for a good old fashioned Sir James pub quiz.

In the end it was a close fought contest with the legendary Gallus Fud and Handsfree Lightsabres both only losing out by a point. Here's how it finished...
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My Cousin's a Tart  Winners
2= Handsfree Lightsabres
2= FUD
Spudguns
 Funnest Team
Battle Cats
Woozy Bankers
DoBadlys
 Applause

Following the failure of Helen from My Cousin's a Tart it was Gallus Quiz legend Handsfree Lightsabre Janet who faced The Beast and rolled the jackpot over. Jolly decent of her.

If you look closely here you can see how dirty minded camel toe lover Elaine has created a £100 rollover poster from a cock and a pair of titties. How rude!

That's almost as bad as making a burger out of ponies and pretending it's beef...

Full details of what kind of excitement is planned for next week to follow!

Chin chin

Sir James

Tonight at the Quiz - We're going Back to the Future!

16/1/2013

 
For tonight's Pub Quiz in Bar Gallus, make sure your smartphone has sufficient battery to get up to 88mph as your smartphones become buzzers to join in with a futuristic twist on the Sir James quiz format.

You will need to download the FREE App "Speed Quizzing" to join in...

All the usual fun and frolics - only this time it's futuristic.
What kind of biscuits will they eat in the future?

See you in 2013

Sir James

Barrymore's Swim Team Alwight on The Night!

10/1/2013

 
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For the second time in recent memory I had The FUD and Michael Barrymore's Swim Team right in front of me trying to mindfuck each other off The Beast. Last time The FUD was the victor, so it was Barrymore's revenge as Big John from MBST missed all the hot spots and was Alwight on The Night.

Jim Davidson's not out on bail for nothing though, and the £50 will increase to £75 next week because not even the mighty FUD could claim the cash.
Here's how it finished...
Michael Barrymore's Swimteam  Tiebreak Winners
The FUD
Spudguns
Quizzly Bears
The Newbies

Georgia Jagger's Teeth
Krankie
Fact Hunt
Handsfree Lightsabres: Only here for the Banter
Quizmaster looks like a gay Harry Hill
Jimmy & Moleson  Applause & Fun Guys
Monkey Tennis
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Clear evidence tonight that school is back, as the fake ID's were all out in force, no doubt encouraged by the crazy prices at Gallus January sale where there's a £1 bottle of beer and £1 mulled cider going down too. 

That's better value than Primark!
Next time then it's a £75 cash jackpot - which is actually enough to buy Primark.

Chin chin

Sir James

Plebby Paedo Police Can't Stop Bottlers Claiming 1st 2013 Win!

4/1/2013

 
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The Bottle Merchants bottled it in the final round as usual, but still managed to beat The FUD and claim the winner's box of San Miguel! In this photo you can truly start to understand how long Chris's arms are. Very long. Go gadget arms!

I believe the biggest chuckle of the night came from my observation that if you were to lick Alex Salmond's face, it would taste like Forfar bridie. Despite the lack of the word Cunt in this anecdote, this especially amused Elaine from Spudguns. Maybe she has tasted a pastry face Forfar Bridie before?!

Despite Salmond's pastry face, Bar Stewards Darren and Euan unanimously agreed this xmas poem was the funnest entry:
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not scream
- I'm going in dry

As you can see here, they not only sounded funny, they looked funny too. Very funny. 

One bit of good news was the arrest of Jim Davidson, as a result he took the cash jackpot for his bail fund - giving us a £50 rollover next week.
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So much to look forward to next week, it's worth not getting arrested by them plebby paedo police.

Chin chin

Sir James

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