A bustling night at Gallus - until the final fag break when 3 teams left. Nothing to do with the Handsfree Lightsabres Welsh coalmine joke I’m sure...

Here’s how it finished!

The Honeymonsters  Winners!
Inmates
Young WEM
Wit-Tank
Spudguns
Fitbin
Izzy Quizzy Bizzy Jizzy
Atomic Leslie
Handsfree Lightsabres - first to last in 2 days!
M&S Elite
Monkey Heatwave  Shared applause!
Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team Shared applause!
Frenectomy
Flamin Zebras
Special Needs

Well done to Captain Stu and the Honeys for getting both the boos and booze in Gallus for the first time! To add to their happiness a further £125 made it into their pockets when they got it ‘right up’ Jim Davidson. OMG.

Next week the Handsfree Lighsabres have requested the assistance of Quizguy Martin, as they went from winners at Rab Ha’s on Monday to finishing 2pts off the round of applause tonight!

I’ll be back with £25 next week and all being well and good the return of the Arts and Craft round. Oh yes!

Chin chin

Sir James

This week I’m off on holiday in Madeira, so Quizguy Martin will be back at Gallus to delight with his unique anarchic brand of quiz fun!

As I’m away I’m offering a top mystery prize to the best comment or Facebook post while I’m away. Go mental.

I’m hoping Quizguy Martin will leave a comment below with details of what the jackpot is next week AND post a photo of the winners to my Facebooks... You never know your luck.

In the meantime I’ll be back next week with sunburn and quality banter!

Chin chin

Sir James

Here's how it finished at Gallus!

Handsfree Lightsabres Winners
Monkeys Storm to Victory (nearly)
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
Spudguns ft. Sha Sha & Stevie Boy
Fix the Cigarette Lighter
Fuck Unicorns, Narwhales are Real
BJ and The Bear
No. 1.
Puff on my Sweaty Choad
Foosty Jed   The Dragon Lips
The Inmates
Hairy Coos

Despite adopting a tramp into their team Handsfree Lightsabres still gained enough points to win the quiz - and they probably sold a few Big Issues too by the looks of it!

It was Janet herself who tried to take down The Beast with her bazookas but they misfired and nearly killed her tramp instead. Thank god David could revive him with mouth to mouth cos one less tramp in the world is the last thing we need!

A re-invigorated Swim Team boosted to a decent 3rd place. A warning to other Quizzers - the Swim Team are BACK! 

In other news I'm off on holiday so Quizguy Martin will look after you next week. And when I say 'look after' I do of course mean 'shout swear words at'. And you could get £100 too!

Chin chin

Sir James

Atomic Leslie made a stunning quiz debut to take the Champions case of Budweiser. Everyone had a go at the challenges before John from Atomic Leslie came back up only to fall at the feet of The Beast - giving us a £75 rollover jackpot next time!

Here’s how it finished...

Atomic Leslie   Winners
Handsfree Lightsabres - take a look over there, a donkey
Where’s Willy?
Captain Stu & The Honeymonsters
Monkey Fag Break
Spudguns minus Elaine the Cunt
Just fucking write something
Quiz Eubank   Funsters
The Unrighteous Brothers
Werewolf Women of the SS
Fat Kids ALWAYS win at Seesaw
Pergina Flush Information  Applause


There was a lot of hilarity had with FUN team Quiz Eubank who didn’t realise what was involved when tossing off my little lunchbox!

Oh how we laughed.

£75 next week then - get there early if you want to be able to sit close enough to hear the questions.

Chin chin

Sir James