The Euro 2012 finals reached a new low as after 93 mins of regular time, 32 mins of extra time and two penalties into the shoot out there was still NO GOALS for us. In the end it was Spudguns and Spain that won!

Want to score a few more points tonight?

Here's a couple of hints...

In the Showbiz round I will be asking who played Crocodile Dundee.

In the pictures round you might get a point if you know what Croatia wear when they play the football.

In the Fun Round I will be asking how many Scottish islands are populated. Ouch.

I am a hard bastard like that.
Lucky you have a few hints then...

See you later  - probably start once Spain have beaten Portugal!

Chin chin

Sir James

A tasty £100 rollover next week at the quiz after Tv camera guy Tim was beaten by The Beast. Nice.

Also nice was the case of beer these guys won. The Shug and Glug Depreciation Society used my Mystery Question in the final round to beat off a hard challenge from The Spudguns.

Did I say hard? Oops pardon!


Here's how it all ended...

Shug & Glug Depreciation Society  Winners
The Spudguns  Fun Guys
The Bottle Merchants
I've Been Violated by Anton Du Beke  (also violated by The Beast)
The Alkies on Tour
Supertramps
My Cousin's a Tart
The Velour Fog
Fine & Dandy
Handsfree Lightsabres
Charm School
Late Commers   Round of Applause

A notable late arrival was Handsfree Lightsabres carrying a case of beer they had already won at The Pourhouse quiz. They wanted to add my £75 to the £90 they had already won, but thank god it rolled over for the good of mankind and the sanity of The Beast who would surely never recover from being beaten twice in one night by the same quiz team.

Next week then, it's a tasty £100 and don't forget the preview here before the quiz will help you win.

Chowmein

Sir James

To help you get some EXTRA points, here's some hints and tips on what to expect tonight at the quiz...

Showbiz - I'd do anything + the Cheeky Girls!

Pictures - this old guy appears. He is hated by eco warriors... there are also some quality album covers...

Music - One of the tunes is by 10cc. That's all I'm saying.

In the Lucky Dip section expect Cairo and Ibiza.

One more thing to remember is that Habbo Hotel is a website crawling with paedos - writing that or something similar down will all but guarantee you the points for one question at least.

All the best for laters like. Chowmein!

Sir James

At Bar Gallus tonight it was the second quiz in a night for Handsfree Lightsabres as they stumbled in pissed from The Pourhouse and still managed joint 4th place.

It was a night to celebrate for Spudguns who won just about everything - except the cash as Sharon couldn't stop it rolling over to £75 next week.

In a shock final round it was regular high scorers Atomic Leslie who ended up in last place with the round of applause. 

Here's how it finished...
Spudguns          Winners & Funsters
The Bottle Merchants & The Incredible Adam Thacker
Scrambled Eggheads
4= Handsfree Lightsabres
4= Inmates
4= I've Lost My Fiver
V.B.
Fitbin
Smarty Pints
Atomic Leslie        Applause

Arriving just in time for the joke round was a large drunken group of folk - the bar staff! Judging by their friendly manner I am guessing they do love me, since they told me this 3 times. Thankfully their annual night out is not more regular.

Next week then it's a £75 jackpot and our goal is to stay as sober as the staff!

Chin chin

Sir James

Tonight's quiz will start at the later time of 9:30pm AFTER the football. This is so that the staff can clear away any broken tables, smashed glass and blood after the traditional Polish rioting.

In tonight's Quiz - 1995 flim Get Shorty, 4 mystery chick flicks, the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Pageant AND a question about a Cock and a Fanny.

It's gonna be fun. And if you win the £50 rollover, mine is a Tennents, that is all.

Big love, Sir James.

On the night The Pourhouse finally got its first quiz, a few folk turned out for £25 in Gallus too!

Winners Atomic Leslie were keen to get their photo taken quick since they were going to Wales the next day. Dirty stop outs.

The glorious return of The Go and Stu Experience was only marred by the lack of Stu - Go told me he was being gangraped in London, also a traditional jubilee celebration in Kelvingrove Park I believe...


A hard fought contest that was close - until The Lezzers experience shone through and they romped home winners!

Here's how it ended...
Atomic Leslie                    Winners
Spudguns
The Go & Stu Experience Ft. Girth
The Queen's Jub-i-lees
Inmates
Andy Boyd                        Special
Team Les
Rockness Rockeroonies
Fitbin                                 Fun bastard
Sean Connery                    Applause

Next week I have a £50 cash jackpot up for grabs since quiz stalwart Danny from Inmates made the mistake of touching the money. Never touch the money.

Chowmein

Sir James