The Bottle Merchants were proper hardcore tonight. They hadn't slept in 48 hours and came to the quiz straight off the plane. Their hard work paid off, as they left with the booze.
In an amazing show of psychic ability Gillian from The Bottlers smashed the cards before being beaten by The Beast. Also psychic were team Embarrassingly Last...
Here's how it finished...
The Bottle Merchant Winners
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
The Caped WomanSlut Fuzz Rhino Funnest Team
Nurse & Teacher
Grind it Out
Big talking point of the night was the team full of sexy pre-STD Freshers getting jokes round votes. Will they get the votes next week after their tests come back from The Sandyford?
Maybe - if they can equal or better this...
Q. Did you hear about the man who went streaking through the church?
A. They caught him by the organs.
Next week Captain Stu is caretaker quizmaster with a £150 bounty!
There were only a few complaints about the size of Quizteam Slut Fuzz Rhino!