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5 Heads are Better than 1
​2 Girls 1 Kopparberg
2 dugs 2 humans
​3 Smarties and a Tube

A

A beautiful place to put your face
Abu Hamza's Sock Puppets
The Adventures of Captain Fanny and Optimus Cock
​And the weiner is...
Agatha Quiztie
Anne Widdecombe's Vajazzle
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Auto Erotic Quizfixiation

B - C

The B Sharps
​The Banter Panther
Barrymore’s Boys
Barse Taff
Beyonce Know-it-alls
Big Fact Hunt  
The Brown Fingered Baker who Kneaded a Shite 
Busta Hymen and the Penetrators
Beast (Assorted Numbers of The..)
- 0.666 the Number of the Millibeast
- 668 next door neighbour to the Beast
- DCMXVI Roman Numeral of The Beast

Chechnyan Moonshine
Corpus Christi College Cambridge
Crouching Women Hidden Cucumber

D

Damp Desperados
Darling Fuds of Gay
​Dani & The Dingbats
The Delicate Sound of Hunger
Dial M for Muthafocker
The Dirty Harry's 
Dr Crack’s Face Splash

E

E=MC Hammer
​Emergency Brexit
Evel Rory
Excessive Consumption May Have Laxative Effects

F

Fat kids always win at See-Saw / Fat kids shouldn't play See-Saw
Ferret Juice
Frankly my dear I don't give a...
Fringe Ninjas
Fuzzy Dunlops

G, H, I

Gadaffi Duck
Gelatinous Cuboids
Golden Giraffes
Google United
The Gentleman's Throbbing Chomper

Hairy Salamanders
Halal, is it Meat you're looking for? 
Handsfree Lightsabres
Handsfanny Cocksabres
Honeymonsters
The Ham Hock Massive

I’ll be the Pig!
I’ve got a brand new Combine Harvester
Inter Yer Maw 

J - O

John 'Trivia'olta & O'trivia' Newton-John

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s Dead

Legends of Filth
Les Quizerables
Lightning Cat and the Thunder Ferrets
Living in a Con-Dem Nation
Lovestainz
Love Sponge: Use Your Imagination

​Major Laser Cat
Mel Gibson: Off Danny Glover’s Christmas Card List
Michael Barrymore's Swimteam
Mildred Bicep
Monged up Ginger Cocksplash
Mr T’s Favourite Yoghurt
My Drinking team has a trivia problem
My Other Outfit is a Onesie 

Names are for Tombstones
Ninja Death Squad
No Brians
Norfolk and Chance
Not Getting My £1
Not Raol Moateley Funny

On a Mission Without Permission
Our 4th Man is in Labour

P - Z

Pants in a Jar
Parcel of Rogues
Pat Butcher’s Muff
Penguin Parade
Pergina Flush Information
Pirates Cos We Arrr
Pure Roasters

Quiz All Over Your Face
Quiz On Your Face
Quizlamic Extremists

Quizteam Aguilera
Quiztopher Quiztopherson
Quizzly Bears
Quizzy McQuizface

Rapping with Dolphins
Rasping Health Lords
Ravage Squirrels
Real bear hugs can be fatal
Roger & Out
Ru Paul's Dad's Face
Run Home Jack

Sally Gunnel’s Cameltoe 
Schroedingers Foxes
Scream if you wanna go faster
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
Shaktar Senseless
Shaving Ryans Privates
​Shitehouse Family
Slut Fuzz Rhino
Silvio Berlusconi’s Wang Thatch 
Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots 
Surgeon Stole my Sandwich

Tea Pigs
Tequila Mockingbird
Trivia Newton John
Trump's favourite cheese: Vladimir Putin
Trump's Tranny Army

Universally Challenged

Village Idiots

We Excel
Wet Bandits
The Wise Quackers

​Yer Auld Da wears yer maws panties
Yir Maws Athletic
Your mother’s no thief, but you should see her snatch

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