On a night packed with fresh faced quiz teams there was an upset as an established old guard made a shock last gasp gamble to pull off a case of Miller and the £25 jackpot.

Here’s the full final listings!

Inmates  Winners
Beadle’s Hawn
Spudguns
My Cousin’s a Tart
Get me a Jacuzzi, I’m going to Newcastle
The Honeymonsters
(eggreggegg
Jim & Tony
Handsfree Lightsabres
Atomic Leslie
Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team
The Questionable Beans
Fat Bernard
=Applause Mind is a Blank  
=Applause YCT

The Honeymonsters were audibly delighted to arrive 2 rounds before the end of the quiz and beat so many of their regular rival teams. Is it any wonder they get booed so much?

In other news there was a shocking shuffle in Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team as regular brain box David was replaced by two guys called Michael and Barry. How freaky.

Ever the gambler Danny went with his instincts and fucked The Beast well and truly claiming both the £25 cash and the booze. What a legend.

Next time it’s another £25 jackpot. Nice.

Chin chin

Sir James 

In a tense tie-break Janet from Handsfree Lightsabres smashed Chris from The Bottle Merchants to steal the booze. She then beat The Beast and grabbed a cool £125 too. What a woman!

Here’s how it ended...

1= Handsfree Powerdildos
1= The Bottle Merchants
Michael Barrymore’s Swimteam
4= Can’t Agree on Anything
4= The Honeymonsters
4= The Questionable Beans
“With the most points”
Atomic Leslie

Biggest shock of the night was Donald from The Questionable Beans claiming the fun prize for a drawing of a spider. 

No surprise at all would have been Janet going up and spending her entire £125 prize on more of those lovely bottles of wine.

Next week it’s quizness as usual with a £25 bounty.

All aboard!

Sir James

Atomic Leslie took the bonus points and had a final round flourish to ensure another quiz victory the night...

Here’s the final ranks...

Atomic Leslie Winners
The Bobby Brown Fan Club
Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team
Handsfree Lightsabres
Johnsons 4 Crackheads AKA The Honeyz
Steer Clear  Funny Team
Team Name
2 Beards & a Barnet - Fuck you Ben
One Down, One to Go
Sexy Rejects
The Dobadly’s

In a shock Fun Round vote the Funnest entry was judged to be the sort of joke you might find in a poor quality cracker.
Most unusual.

A bit of good news was The Beast staying true to form and keeping the cash for a £125 rollover next week.

Be careful at bath time kittens.

Chowmein!

Sir James
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An exciting climax to the quiz tonight as Swinging Pendulum lost their long held lead to The Honeymonsters just before the final round only to gamble and get back in pole position.

Much maligned regular winners Atomic Leslie saved Lucy's tears by scraping second - and on a busy night, this was no mean feat. This may have been mathematically impossible, however, we will gloss over that.

Here's the final rankings...
The Swinging Pendulum   Winners
Atomic Leslie
Gastronomic Elvis Presley AKA The Honeymonsters
Handsfree Lightsabres
My Granny's a Robber, you should see her snatch
Massive Mobile Hole
Immaculate Misconception 
The Muppets
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
The OA's
Phil's Sippy Cup
2 Beards & a Barnet
Bawbags
10 Points
Karis

Next week a £100 rollover after 100% genuine Leslie got done over by wifebeating bastard The Beast.

Until next time - which could be tomorrow.

Chin chin

Sir James

`I’ve often wondered what kind of action it would take to bring Lucy from Atomic Leslie out in a big ear to ear grin - and now I know!

Atomic Leslie’s 3rd win in a row at Gallus had Lucy & co grinning away like the alcoholics that won the Miller. It was a tense tiebreak between rivals Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team & The Team Formerly Known as Prince - but anti-gravity Graham brought the booze home for Leslie!

Here’s the final rankings!
1= Atomic Leslie  Boozy Kittens & Winners
1= Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team  Funsters
1= The Team Formerly Known as Prince
Handsfree Lightsabres: As long as we beat The Honeymonsters, we couldn’t give a fuck
We’re Shit Out of Answers
Scummymonsters
Space Oddities
Pinky & The Brain
The Lovely Kittens ft Birthday Girl Gina!
Mark’s Birthday Gang
Boaby Daft

Thanks to Andrew from Michael Barrymore’s Swim Team who gave me some tasty chocolates that did not have nuts in. Oops pardon!

I had to feel a bit sorry for The Team Formerly Known as Prince who dominated throughout the quiz and then played it safe in the final round only to find 2 other teams had got FULL marks and caught them up. Shite!

Next week it will be quality again - or your money back!

Chin chin

Sir James