An impressive performance from Michael Barrymore’s Swimteam tonight saw them win the quiz by a large margin (oops pardon). Nae chance anyone was winning the money though, The Beast made sure of that. 

Here’s the final rankings...
MBST  Winners
Inmates
Handsfree Lightsabres
Atomic Leslie
My Cousin’s a Tart
Now 5 Men and a Missing Lady
I’m not a Gynaecologist, but I’ll have a look
Last?
The Bottle Merchants: Chris loves Cock
The Honeymonsters would be interested in meeting this tarty cousin we keep hearing about...  Fun Guys
Philosophy

The rollover jackpot means there is a £225 bounty that can be won next week. Lucy from Atomic Leslie was probably the most excited about this as she screamed YES in a way that would have made Goldie Hawn blush. 

Handsfree Lightsabres claimed they had cut the deadwood - certainly their 3rd place finish would seem to support that suggestion, but I’m not sure how their absent team member will feel about that. Rumour has it he has bought a car BEFORE passing his driving test.

That’s a bit like touching the money - like Gilly from My Cousin’s a Tart did tonight. I’m guessing since Lucy rubbed her £200 loss right in her face, she won’t make that mistake again!

..next week, more drama, inappropriate remarks and £225!

Chin chin

Sir James

On a fairly busy quiz night in the Gallus it was another victory for youth and hope as embodied by Quiz Regulars Atomic Leslie.

Here’s the final rankings...
Atomic Leslie  Winners
Handsfree Lightsabres
61 seconds and counting
The Great Inquizition
Booze Monkey Express
Spudguns
My Cousin’s a Tart
Sticky Jazz Mags
Jenni is 31 Today!!!
Captain Fanny, Optimus Cock + The Drunken Helper Honey Monsters
Tennants
Chopper Dyes His Pubes Ginger  Round of applause!

Making a welcome return appearance this week, wine loving Janet and The Lightsabres plus poster designing ace Captain Fanny & Co ably assisted by a few stray Honeymonsters and a couple of weirdos too. 

If you want to know how to tell the difference between a freaky tattoo weirdo and a Honeymonster, you’ll have to ask Captain Fanny herself, as not everyone knows how to differentiate.

Next week there’s a STONKING £175 rollover. Get in.

Chowmein!

Sir James

A packed night at Gallus with 17 teams trying for my £125 cash jackpot there was standing room only.

Here’s how it finished...

1= Hashtag 5
1= Bucks Quiz
3= Atomic Leslie
3= Michael Barrymore’s Swimteam 
Spudguns
Peter Tobin’s Team
Ma’ Man Ain’t your Baby Daddy Bee-atch!
I’m not a gynaecologist, but I’ll have a look anyway
Honeymonster
Josef Fritzel’s Basement Disco
Desperate Quizwives
Pink Flamingo Party Hats
Handsfree Lightsabres
Quizteam-a Aguilera
Steptoe & Son
No. 14
Blue Knights

Following a tie-breaker it was Hashtag 5 who claimed the booze. In a sick twist Dave from the winners wanted to make sure it was a normal deck of cards, as previously he had been fucked over at The Halt quiz by some suspicious card play.

In order to prove the deck was not funny I revealed and discarded the top card, leaving poor Dave with a PAIR. Oh dear. He will NEVER again question the integrity of my cards. Oh no.

Bucks Quiz got to take on The Beast, but his evil racist wifebeating powers were too strong so it’s a £150 rollover. Nice.

Chin chin

Sir James