It shouldn’t have come as a great surprise when The Alkies won the booze. Their extraordinary 4 point bonus round win had us all gasping with awe. Well done Alkies.
With a few regular faces braving a trip to the suicide to support Quizguy Martin’s debut at The Social it was pleasing to see a Dr Crack spin off team making the journey in the other direction!
This is how it finished in Gallus...
Alkies on Tour Winners
My Cousin’s a Tart
Rebecca Brooks Stole my Mobile Phone. Bitch.
The Creamy Clowns
Steptoe & Son
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls Applause
Knobends and Broomsticks
In an awkward mix-up I decided to call Julia from Atomic Leslie ‘Chloe’. A disastrous mistake as she took the first letter of her new first name up against The Beast only for the racist comedian to chuck it back in her face and give us a £100 rollover next week!
Handsfree Lightsabres were at the quiz for the second night in a row trying for an unbelievable two wins in a row.
Fresh from their Stube victory the night before The Sabres kept their bazookas firing to blast The Honeymonsters out of the tiebreak and claim the booze. Their amazing achievement is now listed in my Quiz Records gallery.
It was Quizguy Martin who stepped up to take on The Beast. As I said at the time - a £50 jackpot is a lot of money to an out of work quizmaster. A lot of money that rolls over to next week with a bit more for luck as it’s a £75 rollover next week now!
On a close fought night here’s the final line-up...
1= Handsfree Lightsabres
1= The Honeymonsters
3= Atomic Leslie
3= My Cousin’s a Tart
The Fool Bhuna
Big Fact Hunt
Big Kahuna Burger
Halal is it meat you’re looking for?
Lots of happiness tonight...
MBST spin-off team Halal were happy with the applause.
Lucy & Atomic Leslie were happy to have some Vietnam in the quiz. And The Beast was happy to fuck over over by rolling the cash up to £75 for next week.
See you then
The quiz got some new winners tonight as My Cousin's A Tart claimed their first win. As you can see, one of them is a god.
Here's how it finished...
My Cousin's A Tart Winners
The Uncultured Diamonds
Declan Rides Again
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
Captain Smelly Fanny + Optimus Clatty Cock do it in Gallus Funnest team in the pub as usual
Regular champs Atomic Leslie took a night off from quiz action, but that didn't stop The Honeymonsters having a go at them while they weren't there to defend themselves. How rude.
A cause of concern to staff was the giant pink yoga ball I gave Optimus Cock for being the funnest bastard in the room. This gave him three enormous balls to play with.
Next week it's a £50 rollover as Jim couldn't defeat The Beast. Better luck next time!
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