Quizzly Bears chalked up their second win in a week by adding to their Monday night Dukes triumph with another scalp here in Bar Gallus.

Everyone got a go at The Cards, but they were bastards, and so was that bloody Beast too - so there's a £75 rollover situation.

Here's how it finished...
Quizzly Bears
Crunchie Rocks
Rapey Dolphins
My Cousin's a Tart
Ian Brady Bunch
Beer No Food
Dude, Where's my answer...

We sang 22 year old Frazer happy birthday. Lucky boy, as he won the grand total of fuck all. Happy birthday Frazer.

£75 next week though!

Chin chin

Sir James

The Bottle Merchants held their bottle (for a change) to romp to an impressive victory. Good job. They are missing The Champions Quiz on Saturday because they say they are watching Beady Eye. And I didn't even realise Puppetry of The Penis was still on tour...

One young spunk booking his Champions Quiz place was The FUD here. I said he can have a stool at the bar, and he agreed. This means I'll be able to hand him a dog shit and tell him to check the small print in future, still it could be the comfiest stool he's ever sat on.

Three members made up this team called 98% Horse. I didn't have the heart to tell them they were two months behind. Or 'two furlongs' rather...

Missing the awesome power of the bazookas tonight Handsfree Lightsabres were too busy munching chocolate pretzels to teach the Bottle Merchants a lesson. Yes I did say chocolate pretzels. How bizarre. And they kept offering me one. And I kept rudely refusing. Any food that fails in an attempt to kill George W Bush just ain't good enough for me.

Spudguns here nearly beat The Beast, but ended up leaving with nothing. They will be hoping the scores are reversed at The Champions Quiz Saturday night, fo sure.

One of this team didn't want to be photographed for legal reasons. Fingers crossed he wasn't Stuart Halls cameraman or anything. According to one Fun Round entry Stuart Hall has a new show, it's called "it's a lock-up" - boom boom!

How did we celebrate Refugee Week in Bar Gallus? It was by voting this entry the winner in the Fun Round. Yes, a Nazi skelleton with large penis. How very appropriate.

Good news is its a £50 rollover - bad news is the poster was designed by a nazi sympathising skelleton with a disproportionately large penis. Hopefully next week there will be a Mother Teresa tribute skelleton with a large vagina to address the balance.

Until next time then!

Chin chin

Sir James

Handsfree Lightsabres returned to Bar Gallus with winning ways. It was a swan song for Natalie, as long time Sabre Nats is emigrating to the land of plenty. Yes, that's right. She's off to Paisley.

Michael Barrymore's Swim Team were about. As you can see here, John is almost managing a smile. We can only guess as to what factors may have inspired his grinning face.

How much shopping should you do on the way to the quiz? If you want to beat this team you'll need at least six bags, as only half their shop is visible here!

The biggest Sharapova fans at the quiz were these guys who love the sexy Sharapova so much they passed me a sexy photo of her during the quiz - easy tiger!

These guys called themselves The Guilded Nipple - so, guessing can begin - which of them has the pierced nipples?!

These guys have called themselves Anne Frank's Drumkit for a good few weeks now and they were well pleased to tell me about their original team name. I felt a bit bad saying it was almost as common as Quizteama Aguilera... They say they will change their name ASAP!

Last week these guys were inspired by classic 80's film Bsck to The Future. This week it was Van Damm's Mullet they liked. I wonder what 1980's film will inspire them next week?!

These guys had to be squeezed at an angle to fit in a photo - that's just how popular they are!

No Flapjacks, no Pattisserie and no winners prize for these kittens. Thank god there's the banter, or there would be nothing but a painful vortex.

She's leaving - but the team say they are coming to Paisley now to win the quiz there, so watch out all you single mothers and knife-crime victims, they are coming!

A £75 rollover, so that's worth coming back for.

Chin chin!

Sir James