Don’t you just hate it when folk turn up late... and win the Quiz!

Quiz guy Martin stood in for me at Gallus tonight and will follow up with a full report.

Unfortunately I had to be in Erskine tonight - but never fear as Sir James will be back next week with a bumper crop of £225.

Chowmein to that!

Sir J

Tonight's winners were first time wonders Dance Monkey Dance. They started off in second place and went on to dominate the quiz as if I were their bitch. Easy Tigers.

Elaine from fake fag lovers Spudguns put in a Cunt joke that was voted a winner- to celebrate she made a Cunt poster and posed with it 'you know where'. It’s on my Facebooks now obviously.

Here’s how it finished...

Dance Monkey Dance      Winners!
Spudguns   Funny Cunts
Fat Bernard   inc. folk from LONDON.
Inmates
Squirrels (formerly Ravage Squirrels...)
The Assets (Late arrivals!)
The Honeymonsters - Disarmed and Disheartened
BLAH!
Saint Jude   Early leaders whose dreams of victory turned to shite
Robot House
Wake Up


Quizmaster Martin was along with me tonight to scope the joint before he covers for me at the quiz next week. Go gentle with him please as the lucky bastard has the chance to give away £200!

Until next time - chin chin

Sir James

Dynamic duo Kirk and Spock looked to have the quiz in the bag after overtaking the Honeymonsters. In a shock ending though, it all came down to a tiebreaker between Handsfree Lightsabres and Spudguns with the Lights being brighter!

So here’s how it finished at Gallus tonight...

Handsfree Lightsabres
Spudguns
Fat Bernard
Your Mother Sells Whelks in Hull
Kirk & Spock
The Honeymonsters
The Fact Hunt
Joseph Fritzel’s got nothing on us
Team Awesomes


Fat Bernard wanted to make an official complaint about the loss of the Arts and Craft Round. As they are such big fans of getting their fingers all sticky, I gave them a few suggestions...

The new ‘catch my pink balls’ challenge seemed to go down okay for a first time, so we might even try that again sometime!

Until next time then - Janet grabbed the Kronenburg, but couldn’t get close to the cash, so it’s a whopping £175 rollover next week.

Chin chin

Sir James

Handsfree Lightsabres left a few boxes blank in the final round to make sure of another Gallus quiz victory.





On a subdued night at Gallus the Handsfree Gang led confidently throughout and breezed through the cards to face The Beast. The only thing stopping Janet adding cash to her prizefund was racist comedian Jim Davidson who rolled the cash over to £150 next week!

The Inmates could have claimed victory themselves if they had a bit more luck in the music round, but they still claimed second place and confirmed their place at my Champions Quiz.

Blah enjoyed their quiz debut, as did Dum + Dumbest leaving Alan McKendrick to take the round of applause.

Next week then it’s a £150 rollover!

Chowmein to that.

Sir James