A boisterous night in Gallus where everyone had an opinion on whether it was higher or lower on the cards. Only chap that knew the answer was Chris.

According to his team mate Gillian, Chris is a cock. I was interested to see she didn't change her mind when he won the money. £50 quid up, and still a cock she said. Shame.

Rumour has it Barman Martin was pictured in the Picture Round sheet getting his end away, a gentleman never tells though - so we'll launch straight into where teams finished!

Danny McGrain Loves Bacon     Winner
Spudguns
The Bottle Merchants
Atomic Leslie
Jack Douglas Tea Set
6= Scott and The Quiffs
6= Inmates
8=Handsfree Lightsabres
8=2 Ladies & The Bastards
Michael Barrymore's Swimteam
Boaby Daft is Dead
Blood Sweat and Beers

We waved goodbye to Michael Barrymore's Swim Team who are off on a 3 week pool party - Ullapool that is. Next week half the money - it's back to £25 but it will probably be twice the fun!

Sir James

Tonight, as well as my sunburnt nose and a few knob gags you can expect the following...

Showbiz Round - Roger Moore & Meatloaf
<- Picture Round - This beast appears. Recognise him?
Bonus Round -  * A Mystery Broadcaster * 
Fun Round - Some Scottish Whisky
1in3 Round - The Falkirk Wheel & a dead Bee Gee

All the best for later kittens.
Big love.

Sir James
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Well done to winners Handsfree Lightsabres who secured a treble with an impressive jokes round - bonus points - booze win combo.

The only thing they didn't win this week was the cash jackpot - but surely with the £275 they won last week, they should be ok for a bit? 

It means the cash jackpot rolls over and up to £50.
A life changing amount of money. If you live in Dundee.

Here's the final order of teams...
Handsfree Lightsabres            Winners, Funsters & Bonus Round Bandits!
Atomic Leslie + the lovely Amy
The Cunts in the Corner
Not Staying Alive
Jeremy Beadle's Slow Satisfying fisting AKA Norfolk & Chance
IAIN
Anyone for Chinese?
Sonic Death Monkey's Spunky Jetpack
Big Kahuna Burger                 Applause

It was a half-hearted round of applause for The Kahuna, which was a shame, cos they were up against it. Not only did their rivals have more points and greater numbers of players, but they also had a lot of Chinese food too. Wierd. 

Is it national eat Chinese food day again and no-one told me?

Plan for next week is get your team to win the £50 and buy me Chinese food please.
Thanks & love

Sir James

Quiz Preview!

<- Expect THIS picture in the picture round tonight...

Also there will be a question on Michael Barrymore as usual.
This time for a change it will involve his legal activities.

Good luck later.
Chowmein!

Sir James

After the Lightsabres took £275 last week it's a £25 cash jackpot and the Sabres say they are coming back for MORE money.

Apart from the racially offensive comedian Jim Davidson - Can anyone stop them?

Newcomers Haem Team gambled in the final round to take the booze away as winners, but Drew fell at the feet of The Beast letting 2nd placed Handsfree Lightsabres in to clean up.

Here the Sabres are looking delighted after a typically impressive performance from both the team as a whole and Janet’s Bazookas which stole the £275 away from The Beast.

Here’s the final rankings...
Haem Team  Winners
Handsfree Lightsabres  Cash Champs
Atomic Leslie
4= Spudguns
4= Hammymonsters
4= My Cousin’s a Tart
Norfolk N Chance
The Bottle Merchants
Marzipan Dildos
Steven
Who Dat Ninja!?!
Crazy Boneheads Applause

Janet was so excited to have won the £275 she was still shaking 1 hour and 2 bottles of wine later.

A big thanks to all those crazy little quiz kittens that ventured out. Including the ones that beat me at pool while making meat based puns and even the ones that had to leave early for medical reasons...

Next week it’s a life changing £25 jackpot.

Chowmein!

Sir James

An eventful evening in the scores as Handsfree Lightsabres and Atomic Leslie both had decent leads going into the final round. Somehow though it all went tits up and And in Last Place got in to claim the Stella! 

Here’s how it finished...
And in last place  Winners
Handsfree Lightsabres Funnest Team
Honeyfuckers
The Moose Knuckles
Michael Barrymore’s Swimteam
Atomic Leslie
My Cousin’s a Tart
Captain Fanny & Optimus Cock
Inmates
The Vikings

Anna from the winning team was a bit surprised by my cards. She said it was her first time. At the Quiz that is.

For the first time in Quizstory Captain Stu got the better of Janet in a tense tie-breaker. But even Janet’s bazookas couldn’t blast the money off The Beast.

Next week at the quiz it’s a massive £250 rollover.

Good luck! 

Sir James