Here’s the final rankings...
Atomic Leslie Winners
Handsfree Lightsabres
61 seconds and counting
The Great Inquizition
Booze Monkey Express
Spudguns
My Cousin’s a Tart
Sticky Jazz Mags
Jenni is 31 Today!!!
Captain Fanny, Optimus Cock + The Drunken Helper Honey Monsters
Tennants
Chopper Dyes His Pubes Ginger Round of applause!
Making a welcome return appearance this week, wine loving Janet and The Lightsabres plus poster designing ace Captain Fanny & Co ably assisted by a few stray Honeymonsters and a couple of weirdos too.
If you want to know how to tell the difference between a freaky tattoo weirdo and a Honeymonster, you’ll have to ask Captain Fanny herself, as not everyone knows how to differentiate.
Next week there’s a STONKING £175 rollover. Get in.
Chowmein!
Sir James