Here’s how it finished...
1= Hashtag 5
1= Bucks Quiz
3= Atomic Leslie
3= Michael Barrymore’s Swimteam
Peter Tobin’s Team
Ma’ Man Ain’t your Baby Daddy Bee-atch!
I’m not a gynaecologist, but I’ll have a look anyway
Josef Fritzel’s Basement Disco
Pink Flamingo Party Hats
Steptoe & Son
Following a tie-breaker it was Hashtag 5 who claimed the booze. In a sick twist Dave from the winners wanted to make sure it was a normal deck of cards, as previously he had been fucked over at The Halt quiz by some suspicious card play.
In order to prove the deck was not funny I revealed and discarded the top card, leaving poor Dave with a PAIR. Oh dear. He will NEVER again question the integrity of my cards. Oh no.
Bucks Quiz got to take on The Beast, but his evil racist wifebeating powers were too strong so it’s a £150 rollover. Nice.