I believe the biggest chuckle of the night came from my observation that if you were to lick Alex Salmond's face, it would taste like Forfar bridie. Despite the lack of the word Cunt in this anecdote, this especially amused Elaine from Spudguns. Maybe she has tasted a pastry face Forfar Bridie before?!
Despite Salmond's pastry face, Bar Stewards Darren and Euan unanimously agreed this xmas poem was the funnest entry:
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not scream
- I'm going in dry
As you can see here, they not only sounded funny, they looked funny too. Very funny.
One bit of good news was the arrest of Jim Davidson, as a result he took the cash jackpot for his bail fund - giving us a £50 rollover next week.