The Bottle Merchants bottled it in the final round as usual, but still managed to beat The FUD and claim the winner's box of San Miguel! In this photo you can truly start to understand how long Chris's arms are. Very long. Go gadget arms!
I believe the biggest chuckle of the night came from my observation that if you were to lick Alex Salmond's face, it would taste like Forfar bridie. Despite the lack of the word Cunt in this anecdote, this especially amused Elaine from Spudguns. Maybe she has tasted a pastry face Forfar Bridie before?!
Despite Salmond's pastry face, Bar Stewards Darren and Euan unanimously agreed this xmas poem was the funnest entry:
I believe the biggest chuckle of the night came from my observation that if you were to lick Alex Salmond's face, it would taste like Forfar bridie. Despite the lack of the word Cunt in this anecdote, this especially amused Elaine from Spudguns. Maybe she has tasted a pastry face Forfar Bridie before?!
Despite Salmond's pastry face, Bar Stewards Darren and Euan unanimously agreed this xmas poem was the funnest entry:
| You better not pout You better not cry You better not scream - I'm going in dry As you can see here, they not only sounded funny, they looked funny too. Very funny. One bit of good news was the arrest of Jim Davidson, as a result he took the cash jackpot for his bail fund - giving us a £50 rollover next week. | 
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So much to look forward to next week, it's worth not getting arrested by them plebby paedo police.
Chin chin
Sir James
Chin chin
Sir James
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