Much maligned regular winners Atomic Leslie saved Lucy's tears by scraping second - and on a busy night, this was no mean feat. This may have been mathematically impossible, however, we will gloss over that.
Here's the final rankings...
The Swinging Pendulum Winners
Atomic Leslie
Gastronomic Elvis Presley AKA The Honeymonsters
Handsfree Lightsabres
My Granny's a Robber, you should see her snatch
Massive Mobile Hole
Immaculate Misconception
The Muppets
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
The OA's
Phil's Sippy Cup
2 Beards & a Barnet
Bawbags
10 Points
Karis
Next week a £100 rollover after 100% genuine Leslie got done over by wifebeating bastard The Beast.
Until next time - which could be tomorrow.
Chin chin
Sir James