Unfortunately it means this corking poster is immediately useless. Shame.
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
Thurso Always Wins Applause & Fun + Magic Champs
It was the night of The FUD as The FUD won the £100 cash jackpot and the case of beer. The only thing he didn't do was get a round of applause after doing a magic show.
That accolade went to Thurso Always Wins who bent this fork and then took their clothes off. As you can see, the fork is now of no use to man or beast. I believe it is also what happens if you put a fork from Ikea in the dishwasher...
I'll be back next week with a slightly smaller cash jackpot and a bit fresher since there is no need for me to rush to the quiz from Finnieston.
With any luck none of my cutlery will be damaged next time...