Here's how it finished...
My Cousin's A Tart Winners
Handsfree Lightsabres
The Uncultured Diamonds
The Honeymonsters
Declan Rides Again
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
Immaculate Misconception
Captain Smelly Fanny + Optimus Clatty Cock do it in Gallus Funnest team in the pub as usual
Hairy Martins
Kev's Bitches
Regular champs Atomic Leslie took a night off from quiz action, but that didn't stop The Honeymonsters having a go at them while they weren't there to defend themselves. How rude.
A cause of concern to staff was the giant pink yoga ball I gave Optimus Cock for being the funnest bastard in the room. This gave him three enormous balls to play with.
Next week it's a £50 rollover as Jim couldn't defeat The Beast. Better luck next time!
Chin chin
Sir James