The Bottle Merchants held their bottle (for a change) to romp to an impressive victory. Good job. They are missing The Champions Quiz on Saturday because they say they are watching Beady Eye. And I didn't even realise Puppetry of The Penis was still on tour...
One young spunk booking his Champions Quiz place was The FUD here. I said he can have a stool at the bar, and he agreed. This means I'll be able to hand him a dog shit and tell him to check the small print in future, still it could be the comfiest stool he's ever sat on.
Three members made up this team called 98% Horse. I didn't have the heart to tell them they were two months behind. Or 'two furlongs' rather...
Missing the awesome power of the bazookas tonight Handsfree Lightsabres were too busy munching chocolate pretzels to teach the Bottle Merchants a lesson. Yes I did say chocolate pretzels. How bizarre. And they kept offering me one. And I kept rudely refusing. Any food that fails in an attempt to kill George W Bush just ain't good enough for me.
Spudguns here nearly beat The Beast, but ended up leaving with nothing. They will be hoping the scores are reversed at The Champions Quiz Saturday night, fo sure.
One of this team didn't want to be photographed for legal reasons. Fingers crossed he wasn't Stuart Halls cameraman or anything. According to one Fun Round entry Stuart Hall has a new show, it's called "it's a lock-up" - boom boom!
How did we celebrate Refugee Week in Bar Gallus? It was by voting this entry the winner in the Fun Round. Yes, a Nazi skelleton with large penis. How very appropriate.
Good news is its a £50 rollover - bad news is the poster was designed by a nazi sympathising skelleton with a disproportionately large penis. Hopefully next week there will be a Mother Teresa tribute skelleton with a large vagina to address the balance.
Until next time then!
Chin chin
Sir James
Until next time then!
Chin chin
Sir James
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