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How big was Mother Theresa's Vagina?

20/6/2013

 
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The Bottle Merchants held their bottle (for a change) to romp to an impressive victory. Good job. They are missing The Champions Quiz on Saturday because they say they are watching Beady Eye. And I didn't even realise Puppetry of The Penis was still on tour...
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One young spunk booking his Champions Quiz place was The FUD here. I said he can have a stool at the bar, and he agreed. This means I'll be able to hand him a dog shit and tell him to check the small print in future, still it could be the comfiest stool he's ever sat on.
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Three members made up this team called 98% Horse. I didn't have the heart to tell them they were two months behind. Or 'two furlongs' rather...
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Missing the awesome power of the bazookas tonight Handsfree Lightsabres were too busy munching chocolate pretzels to teach the Bottle Merchants a lesson. Yes I did say chocolate pretzels. How bizarre. And they kept offering me one. And I kept rudely refusing. Any food that fails in an attempt to kill George W Bush just ain't good enough for me.
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Spudguns here nearly beat The Beast, but ended up leaving with nothing. They will be hoping the scores are reversed at The Champions Quiz Saturday night, fo sure.
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One of this team didn't want to be photographed for legal reasons. Fingers crossed he wasn't Stuart Halls cameraman or anything. According to one Fun Round entry Stuart Hall has a new show, it's called "it's a lock-up" - boom boom!
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How did we celebrate Refugee Week in Bar Gallus? It was by voting this entry the winner in the Fun Round. Yes, a Nazi skelleton with large penis. How very appropriate.
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Good news is its a £50 rollover - bad news is the poster was designed by a nazi sympathising skelleton with a disproportionately large penis. Hopefully next week there will be a Mother Teresa tribute skelleton with a large vagina to address the balance.

Until next time then!

Chin chin

Sir James

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