The vast majority of teams had made an impressive fancy dress effort with only a few civilians in plain dress - it certainly explains why quiz team Misfits didn’t feel at home. Awkward.
Here’s how it finished...
Handsfree Lightsabres: Remember The Original Trilogy, when Goofy Shot First Winners
The Pumpkin Pumpers
The Monsterous Honeyz
Spudguns
The Bottle Merchants Lonely Hearts Club Band
Quizzly Bear
Krusty Runtz
Anon
Pecan Pimps
Smurf Hunt Fun Guys!
Captain Fanny & Optimus Cock do Face Off
Fud
AKIKO’s ALL CLEAR Applause
Highlights of the night are almost too numerous to mention and range from Pecan Pimps bringing me a homemade Pecan tart (scrummy) to the fantastic cross dressing antics of Captain Fanny and Optimus Cock who came as each other.
My favourite team name of the night was the AKIKO Team who kept coming up with suggestions that their sexy Japanese team mate AKIKO was blocking up the shitter with her frequent enormous stools. Hilarious.
The Quizzly Bears won last week’s pumpkin design contest and as you can see Peter from behind the bar carried on the brilliant job carving with this Bar Gallus tribute pumpkin. Felicity looked very scary. As usual.
The jokes were classic and it was a Smurf gag that won unanimously with this...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
An unusual moment in the Fun Round involved the clown reciting a limerick. I think if she had sounded terrifyingly scary she might have won, but as it was the Smurfs were deserved champions this time.
Another jokes entry was the condom and lipstick come-on from cross dresser Optimus Cock. Needless to say that was an invitation I felt obliged to turn down.
Janet from winners Handsfree Lightsabres smashed the cards, but was beaten by The Beast - so it’s a £50 rollover next time.
Full glorious quality photos from Andylowphoto to follow...
Chin chin
Sir James