The Pirates returned tonight with wind in their sails to ease to a 10 point victory over their nearest rivals.

Pirate Glen himself came up to take on The Beast, but shot wide of the mark giving us a £221+ rollover jackpot next week. Massive.

Here's how it finished...
The Pirates of the Magic Minge  Funsters & Winners
2 Pints of Tennents
Stephen Hawkings Football Boots
Man Up Big John!
The Bofs
Quizzee Rascals
Quizettes Applause

Honeymonster Doug was at his 6th quiz in a row tonight and was therefore claiming he deserved some kind of record for it. Well you do have a record Doug if you check my Wild Things webpage...

Next week Doug will be hoping to win the £221+ to buy a new tiger outfit. Nice.

Chowmein!

Sir James

Honeymonsters made it 4 wins in a row this week - are they invincible?
They think so. They are aiming to beat Handsfree Lightsabres record of 7 wins in a row!
Hardcore. 

Two Pints of Tennents and a Packet of Squares should have won as they were in 1st place for the entire quiz, but they love a gamble and so their final round score of minus six points easily moved them down into second place. Here they are with their jackpot poster...

One thing that was never in doubt tonight was the status of Awkward Turtles who finished in last place with  25 points and got a hearty round of applause. 

Despite the usual cries of "Horn" it was the sticky Velcro balls in play, and all the boys played with my balls, none victorious - so it was The Ginster as he is known who took on The Beast.

I almost asked the staff to put the jackpot poster up, as it appeared to be safe for family viewing - however, as you can see there was some smut hidden on it. How dirty.

Naturally The Beast lived up to his name, so it's a £190+ rollover situation...
And that's a £190 that has a cock for a pound sign.

Bring it on!

Sir James

An intimate evening in The Beef. With hardcore regular quizzers The Pirates and 2 Pints away it was left to the 7 folk left and the old alkie at the bar to do the business.

Well done to The Honeymonsters who now have even more cider for their basement sex prisoners to enjoy. They beat bitter rivals and close personal friends Steven Hawking's Football Boots by enough to get a decent boo shouted in their general direction. Unusually it was their first and last boo of the evening - that's how subdued things were without the Pints n the Pirates!

This may have been unusual, but typical Milngavie was the reports of a family argument the night before and also the quality of the jokes that were 100% Jimmy Savile. It's what he would have wanted.

Team name of the night had to be Sarah Sandwich with Liam Bread. The implication being that young poster holding Liam here is some kind of Tommy Sheridan style sex god. We can only assume Sarah is Susan Boyle's older and less attractive sister. SaBo let's call her.

Most exciting part of the night was watching a nutter with a funny name jump 24 miles to earth from a floating space pod carrier bag as an air balloon thing. Thankfully his parachute opened, or that would have been awkward viewing.

Next week at the quiz it's a £176+ rollover life-changing whopper of a jackpot.
Spacesuits optional.

Chowmein!

Sir James

2 wins in 2 weeks for Milngavie's least popular quiz team. The Honeymonsters couldn't beat The Beast though and so next week it's a £165+ rollover extravaganza. Whoop whoop, as the kids say when they have whooping cough.

Of course The Pirates won The Fun Round. They always do.
Good news for pretenders to the Fun Round crown is that Glen from The Pirates is off for 2 weeks to Lanzarote for legal reasons, so other teams may now have a chance of winning some shite biscuits and stuff.

Assisting The Pirates was 2 Pints by getting their joke censored.
All I will say about it was it involved a pun on the word "April". One meaning of "April" referred to the month of the year and the other "April" to that missing Welsh 5yr old girl with cerebral palsy April Jones.
Typically tasteful chaps!

Almost as a tribute to The Cross Keys,  2 Pints of Tennents team not only handed in a sick joke and arrived late, but swelled in number during the course of events just like they used to back in the good old days at The Keys. All we needed was a kicking in the car park after and it would be a proper Cross Keys tribute.

Fittingly it was quiz team This is Awkward who finished in last place. 
This was wonderfully *Awkward*, as they would rather have scored a few more points.
Oh dear. AWKWARD!

Next week it's £165 and it promises to be fucking mental with the banter.
Bring it on!

Chin chin

Sir James

Tonight it was a special edition father-son Honeymonsters team who won the quiz this week. What a way to celebrate your birthday eh!