Well done to The Honeymonsters who now have even more cider for their basement sex prisoners to enjoy. They beat bitter rivals and close personal friends Steven Hawking's Football Boots by enough to get a decent boo shouted in their general direction. Unusually it was their first and last boo of the evening - that's how subdued things were without the Pints n the Pirates!
This may have been unusual, but typical Milngavie was the reports of a family argument the night before and also the quality of the jokes that were 100% Jimmy Savile. It's what he would have wanted.
Most exciting part of the night was watching a nutter with a funny name jump 24 miles to earth from a floating space pod carrier bag as an air balloon thing. Thankfully his parachute opened, or that would have been awkward viewing.
Next week at the quiz it's a £176+ rollover life-changing whopper of a jackpot.
Spacesuits optional.
Chowmein!
Sir James