Jelly for Cash won the booze, The Pirates won the biscuits & 2 Pints won £20 and One Euro.

The only team who didn't win anything was Widden Pallets. They came all the way from Bearsden and so it was only fair to bestow on them the honour of making the poster! Here they are...

And here's the poster in glorious close up!

Next week a bonus point for Xmas jumpers in the team!

It will be a very messy Xmas. And a big money £15 to be won. Life changing.

Chin chin

Sir James

Here's tonight's winners Jelly for Cash protecting their identities for legal reasons as usual. A kindly bunch they reverse bribed me by chucking me two cans of Bud after they won. One was split and made a mess if the place, and the other tasted like warm piss. How do I know what warm piss tastes like? Ahem...

Farmhands here kindly asked me to star in their adult film. It's to be a terror spoof titled Tale-gang-bang or something similar. They've offered me a big part. Rear Admiral Cockins. Obviously I've asked to see the script...

Warning: if you are buying a bag with a phone holder and you try to put a massive phone in it, you will look like a knob.

Craig & Cheesecake here very unhappy it's not a £50 rollover, it's £20 & the boomerang Euro, a Euro however hard I try I can't even give away.

Please take it off me next week!

Chin chin

Sir James