In order to protect their identity some of the old bastards who won the quiz this week have hidden themselves from the face recognition technology. It's either that, or give the Savile police more paperwork!

Here's how it ended...
Jellies for Cash Winners
2 Pints of Hunney
The 42's
Pirates 'R' Us Fun Team
Old Women Like Gin & Horn Applause

Next week I am in Devon topping up my tan, so Pirate Glen has kindly offered to hoist his main sail and captain the good ship Beef. Here he is demonstrating his typical highbrow humour with a subtle visual jackpot poster double entendre...

Next weeks one-off special Pirate Glen will give away a decent wad of cash on the night, and I'll be back the following week with an eye watering £100. What more do you need in life?

Chin chin

Sir James

There was an all night tussle between Jelly 4 Cash & BOB, until BOB grabbed 5 bonus points and never looked back! here they are in soft focus, which is the best way of viewing them if you don't want nightmares.

Why did the winners call themselves BOB? It's not entirely clear, none of them are called bob (etc.) possibly just put them down as BIG Bob Monkhouse fans.

Scoring highly were The Desert Pirates fresh back from Tunisia and inspired both by camel rides on the Sahara desert and also my birthday cake plate of deserts. As you can see, it was substantial!

I ate it all.

Team 49 got the round of applause after getting beaten by Despicable Me 2 fans The Smiths and 2 Pints of Honey.

Also getting beaten was Gordon from winning Team BOB who finally got beat by The Beast. At least there's one thing we can rely on, and it's for Jim Davidson to be a bastard.

That means its a £100 rollover next week!
It will be a HORN filled classic.

Chin chin

Sir James

Pirates started strong at The Beef this week, but the winds of change were blowing, like a breeze through the boarded up window, and 2 Pints of Honey claimed the Fun prize AND the winner's box of Stella. Blooming Heck!

Amongst all the Yoof top honey monster Doug came up to claim the prize. you csn see him celebrating in the gents urinal in keeping with tradition! He also came up with a family friendly poster that will surely help to keep everyone happy. Assuming they like cock that is.

Next week a bumper rollover that will be life changing and more COCK.

Boom!

Sir James

Sir James was aff for the week so Captain Stu swanned into town for another quiet and peaceful quiz at he beefy! There was no Pirates or Honeyz present so it was left to six other teams to do battle...Cash for Jellies fought off the competition to win the crate of Stella, or 'windae beater' as it's affectionately known in Milngavie. The BEAST was bested by a team more evil than AIDS, the dreaded Two Pints, who walked off with enough money to Double glaze a pub.   

Jelly for Cash won the quiz this week on another eventful night in The Beef. You can see how happy they are to win, almost cheered up enough to be called miserable!

Pirate Del loved his new tie so much he stuck it on straight away, and then set about masterminding a lesbian kiss. As you do...

See these two young ladies, out to enjoy themselves, nothing untoward going on - and then - what's this?!

OMG it's a quiz first - yes, just when you thought the Fun Round couldn't stoop any lower it's a staged lesbian kiss. Outrageous!

The sisters team dominated the points all night before the Jelly bellies bagged the booze. There was no Lezzing up here before you ask!

One of these crazy quiz kittens was so camera shy she hid. Or should I say "tried to hide".

2 Pints team increased in number throughout the night as usual, whilst scoring fewer points too I should add. As usual.

The jackpot is up to £60 - but next week there's a one-off cash win on the night special - it's gonna be good!

Until next time then it's goodbye from me and goodbye from Tequila Mockingbird here too and they aren't gasping for a fag, honest.

Chin chin

Sir James