The September weekend was helped along at The Beefy with guest Quizzmaster Doctor G and a total prize of £130.17 up for grabs. 

With a large Pirate presence it was a bit surprising that a splinter group broke away during the first round and named themselves The Bragar Babes. This surprise breakaway team took full advantage of their shocking departure by taking an early lead over the remaining 4 teams.

Battling their way through the picture and music round the all girl team of Nae Clue managed to get themselves into contention but the battle at the top remained between the Tart Eating Pirates and The Bragar Babes.

With the joke round upon us it was unsurprising that the Pirates were back on top joke form winning with a little ditty about the 3 'Rs' of sex.

On we forged towards the final round and some cagey answering resulted in the Pirates taking the glory but could not get to "meet the beast". That honour fell to Robert Nine Fingers of J & L & R after The Bragar Babes and Nae Clue all failed. However, the beast was not kind and no cash was won so over £130.17 to play for next week.

James is back next week so until the next time ... toodles!

In The Beef, the usual levels of adult banter and offensive jokes. Unusually though, there was only one incest joke - however, there was a Chas n Dave cockney sing-a-long to make up for it.

Getting a big fat BOO from their rival teams The Honeymonsters who answered no questions in the final round to win the quiz. Cue more booing.

The Pirates held on to second place and Pirate Glen is hosting the quiz next week. He's got a £112.17 rollover after The Ginster from Honeymonsters rejected his teams shouts of the right answer to ensure a rollover. Whoopsie!

I'll be back soon enough, in the mean time - enjoy a your September weekend.

Chowmein!

Another night of top quality banter in The Keys, sorry I mean - The Beef!

Amongst cries of "Horn" it was 2 teams who tied for joint 1st place. 2 Pints vs The Pirates who triumphed.

We had to choose between the teams somehow, so the tie-break was a guess the age of Jackie Bird special. How old would you say Jackie Bird is? 

In an amazing act of wild drunken guesswork, one team guessed she was 77 and the other that she was 33. Needless to say, 77 was the closest of the two! No-one tell Jackie.

Missing out on the tie-break action The Bananas were leading going into the final round and fucked it up.  Vegas Method led for the first 3 rounds, but no prizes for them except a slow round of applause.

Next week I've got £103.17+ because The Beast was a bastard as usual.

Chowmein!

Sir James 

In the end all that separated 1st and 3rd place was a big sausage. It was very close, but in the end 4 Play had the sausage on their side. 

This is how it ended...
4 Play  Winners
Pirates of the Easy Minge
Two Pints
J&L
Canuks  Funsters
Lindy's Losers
John & Fraser  Applause

Highlight of the night was Canuks winning Fun Round entry. They said a member of their team would dance to YMCA, and they weren't lying. It was disco! 

4 Play won the booze, but lost to The Beast!
All of which gives us the beauty of an £85 rollover extravaganza next week in The Beef.

See you there or in Mothercare.

Chin chin

Sir James