Here's tonight's winners Jelly for Cash protecting their identities for legal reasons as usual. A kindly bunch they reverse bribed me by chucking me two cans of Bud after they won. One was split and made a mess if the place, and the other tasted like warm piss. How do I know what warm piss tastes like? Ahem...
Farmhands here kindly asked me to star in their adult film. It's to be a terror spoof titled Tale-gang-bang or something similar. They've offered me a big part. Rear Admiral Cockins. Obviously I've asked to see the script...
Warning: if you are buying a bag with a phone holder and you try to put a massive phone in it, you will look like a knob.
Craig & Cheesecake here very unhappy it's not a £50 rollover, it's £20 & the boomerang Euro, a Euro however hard I try I can't even give away.
Please take it off me next week!