£70 Jackpot after Honeymonsters simulate a Jack-off!

Another boisterous night of "Horn" shouting in Milngavie led to The Pirates being crowned funnest bastards in the pub and Winners too. Boom.

If there's one thing the quiz brings to the pub, it's a lot of gas - and thank god it did as there was no gas for the beer pumps. Another crisis averted thanks to the quiz!

2 Pints were gutted to miss out on 2nd place by a single point as they were beaten into third by their old enemy The Honeymonsters.

Looking at the feedback forms, The Honeymonsters had provided one of the more ink-filled entries, though there was a lack of coherence to it, as you can see...

The Allegation was Sexual Frustration

The Response was simulated masturbation!

I suggested it looked like the product of deep sexual frustrations and warped minds. Their defence of these allegations was simulated masturbation with their answer slip... So as you can see, there's clearly no pent up issues here they need to deal with. Ahem...

Round of applause for last place went to the lovely Amy and her team Universally Challenged who lived up to their name withs a joke was so bad it didn't even make sense...

Q. Did you hear about the race between the red and brown sauce?
A. The red sauce couldn't Ketch-up.

And there I was thinking red sauce was ketchup! Awkward.
Winning joke was a typical Milngavie entry combining incest, underage sex and hand jobs...

I was getting a handjob off my new girlfriend so good I couldn't believe it.
"How are you so good?" I asked
"Years of practice." She replied.
"Used to be a bit of a player in your day!" I laughed.
"No." She replied. "My dad had no arms." 

Not for the faint hearted as usual.
Next week The Beast has a £70 bounty for us (no coconut)

Chin chin

Sir James