The Norwegian Fitters came back to claim the winner's prize this week. They gambled guaranteed booze and grabbed a 50% Food discount instead. A decent prize when the food is as good as it is in Den. No wonder they look like they've won the lottery! The only disappointment was the revelation they are NOT actually Norwegian. What lying bastards!

Here's how it ended...
The Norwegian Fitters Winners
Fab Fifties
Red Sands
Widen Pallets
LI - going out with a bang Fun Team
"Clackerbags"
Barry Jive & The Uptown 5
Nae Chance Applause

Widden Pallets were on top poster designing form again tonight. Again they wanted a black marker pen.. What will they want next week? Glue? Glitter? Tipp-Ex? It's the tip of a stationary iceberg armageddon I reckon... 
Before long I'll be like a travelling version of WH Smiths at this rate!

Team Nae Chance made an elephant's arse of things - deliberately. Including at one point drawing an actual elephant's arse. Nice. 

Despite losing the quiz Nae Chance and all the other teams got a go for the money. All the other teams that had the sense to wait their turn that is. Some folk don't need £50 it seems... Welcome to Bearsden!

One of the highlights of the night had to be Clackerbagg David pretending to be a penguin. Classic. I am now wondering what animal he will pretend to be next week. Maybe a Pussy or Meerkat?

Next week week back to a £25 jackpot, but the banter will be worth twice that. 

Chin chin

Sir James

A surprise win from first time quizzers Can You Fix it For Me? they only came along for the banter and to chuckle at a few dirty jokes, so were shocked when I announced they were the winners. They were so surprised they generously donated their winners prize to their 2nd placed rivals Wee Malkies. That's the kind of place Bearsden is!

Here's how it finished...
Can You Fix it for Me  Winners
The Wee Malkies
Widden Pallets  Poster Design Princesses
The Norwegian Fitters
The Old Firm
Big Fat Slobs
Clackerbaggs
Captain Jack Daniels Applause

A big thanks to my poster design princesses Widden Pallets who conjured up a beauty of a poster to advertise the £50 rollover next week - thanks girls!

Some very kind comments on the feedback forms this week, so I thank you all for your lies.
Hopefully next week someone will take the Grappa. Fingers crossed.

chin chin

Sir James

Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls DOMINATED the quiz tonight taking a late lead - but they were gutted to lose thanks to a disastrous change of mind in the final round. If they had left their answer slip blank they would have won - instead, it was The Wee Malkies here who snuck in to steal the bottle of Prosecco and £125!

Here's how it finished...
The Wee Malkies Debut Cash & Booze Winners
2= Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls
2= Widden Pallets  Fun Guys
WI
Morgan Freeman!!
The Den's Reckoning
Usual Suspects  Applause
Dozy Less
Latecomers
Shandy Daft

It's back to £25 then next week - but the banter will be worth twice that!

Chin chin

Sir James

Clackerbaggs were so excited to win, they drew a pair of tits, sang some Boyzone and then as you can see Graham here demonstrated his enormous arm span and jumped on his team mates. Fun times.

The real winner tonight though was The Beast who ran over Bradley Wiggins and kept the £100 to wipe the bood off the bonnet off his Ford Escort. So The Beast will now be adding another £25 next week - making it a £125 whopper next time in Den. Nice.

Here's how it finished...
Clackerbaggs  Winners
Vicky Virgins
Best Bar Staff Ever apart from Alistair
The Den's Reckoning  Fun Guys
McIntyre's Groupies
Cheeky Monkeys
No Imagination
Jedworth Swingers Applause

Flora from Jedworth Swingers seemed happy with their last place finish. They could have won the £100 (again) but missed out. It will be a rare week off for Jedworth Swingers as they are in Morecambe next week on a Tinsel and Turkey xmas extravaganza.

Next week then there is an extra table available in Den - and it could be worth £125 to you.

Chin chin

Sir James

Here's how it finished...
Welsh Rarebit  Winners
The Tonic
Den's Reckoning
Work in Progress
CBW
AIRHEADS
Jedworth Swingers Applause
Green Power Ranger

A big shock of the night was The Tonic not having an offensive team name - a further shock was their leading throughout the quiz only to GAMBLE in the final round and hand victory to the winos of Welsh Rarebit.

Welsh Rarebit were very pleased to win - less so with their prize. I thought a 50% discount on a meal for 4 was a decent prize - but as they had a team of 8 they were at a loss to understand what they had won. What a nightmare it must be to be so popular. I hate half price steak too - or 25% off I suppose if there's 8 of you.

Jedworth Swingers were surprisingly pleased with their round of applause - no doubt they are keen to climb up my losers leaderboard.

Den's Reckoning had a skeleton crew out. It was just poor Craig propping up the bar.
Next week I expect he will have reinforcements to claim the £100 rollover!

Chin chin

Sir James