A big thanks to Captain Stu for holding the fort whilst I was in witness protection. Thankfully I am back as usual next week.

When I hear rumours of what has been going down I will upload incriminating photographs and unsubstantiated rumours here.

That is a warning and a promise.

Love

Sir James

This weeks winners Two Little Boys had a barnstorming night at the quiz. They didn't intend to stay, but ended up scoring some serious points.

Highlight of the night had to be the team changing their answer in the face of a The Beast to the wrong answer on the advice of a rival team. Whoops!

These wee scamps were judged to be the funnest in the place. They were still angry about The Beast not giving team captain Scott £80 about a year ago in Milngavie!

I wonder how they'll feel not winning £100 next week?!

Chowmein!