You can only imagine their disappointment when Mark chose at random the prize pictured here below. A voucher entitling him to fuck all. What a shame! As waved goodbye and left the premises they were still looking upset about it. Diddums.
Tittie Sprinklers Winners of the Glorious Prize
The Honeymonsters Fun guys
Dawn of The Den
The Den's Reckoning
Team 8 Round of Applause
Nearly winning the Fun Round was perennial favourites The Jedworth Swingers who had this tonight...
Q. What can go over water and under water and not get wet?
A. An egg in a duck's arse.
It was too close to call in the Fun Round though, so I asked the independent adjudicators to step in - and The Bar Staff went for The Honeymonsters joke.
And when I say 'The Honeymonsters Joke' I mean the joke The Honeymonsters stole off another team on Monday night in Dukes bar and have been using ever since. That's The Honeymonsters for you.
Next week I have a £75 rollover as the cash wasn't won - the best prize tonight was arguably the bag I gave away. Oh well - we all had a jolly time. And we will again next week.