These kittens claimed the Winner's certificate with the kind of score that makes the regular teams cry themselves to sleep.

With the biggest tears on their pillows, it was quiz regulars Wee Malkies who were totes emosh after they only finished a few points above the round of applause.

The only thing that could snap them out of their self-indulgent sobbing was the news that the big cash jackpot was getting bigger - yes it's a £275 situation next week!

How very interesting.

Chowmein!

Sir James

As Hoc maxed the quiz tonight with an awe inspired 62 points. They grabbed the sparkly wine and ran off before I could get photographic evidence of their awesomeness. How stealth.

A top quiz with some excellent banter the night and as The Beast was a bastard and rolled his jackpot up to £250 next week, I can only assume it will be the place to be next week too.

See you there

Chowmein!

Sir James

This weeks winners insisted I appear in their winners photo, so there was no other course available other than a winners selfie!

The cash prize didn't go anywhere. That beast is just too bad. Next week £225 as a result. Tidy.

Chowmein!

Sir James

Wee Malkies here maxed it with a top score of 59 tonight and they won the biscuits too - is there anything they couldn't do?

Yes, they couldn't win the cash. Beautiful Claire came up and faced The Beast, but he was too much of a racist bastard for her as usual.

That means the cash is up to £200 next week, enough to buy me 20 burgers off the menu. Tasty!

Until next week - Chowmein!

Sir James

Village Idiots came first, but were left in the shadows of off-duty Abbey who grabbed £150!

It doesn't get better than that.

See you next Sunday for top quality banter.

Chowmein!

I can hardly believe it was three weeks ago I was last getting my sequins out in Den... How time flies! It feels like it was only 20 days ago.

Just the Tonic did the double getting my fun bag and became winners by 2 points. Here they are in a classic winners photo proving their class!

Cash rollover situation continues to rollover - £150 didn't get won this week despite the best efforts of Dawn from The Wee Malkies it's a £175 life changing cash bounty up for grabs next week.

See you there for the quiz and the 2-4-1 burgers as well hopefully.

Chin chin

Sir James