A busy Den as usual with several regulars and some serious festive folk out. In the end the winners though we're out to wet the head of their own baby. Fuck baby Jesus.

Here's how it finished...
Bearsden Oscars  Winners
Sinclair / Sherry
Chris Quizabusi
Otter's Pocket
Jammy Dodgers
Bearsden U16's Drinking Champions
Widden Pallets
Fuzzy Duck Fuzzy Duck Ducky Fuzz
Dropped at Birth  Fun Guys!
Sexist Fuck Pigs  Applause

Joke of the night came from Dropped at Birth. And judging by their answers in the final round it was their heads they were dropped on. Here's their winning joke...

Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Kick her in the head.

A big thanks to regular poster design princesses Widden Pallets who once again had their handsome prince help them as you can see here - what a hunk!

Next week then it's a £50 rollover Thurs 3rd Jan, and what better way to start 2013? 
My advice is get straight back on it!

Chin chin

Sir James

Bearsden Youth Club was open for business this week as the average age in Den plummeted at least 50 years! This team here was the oldest I could find in the place...

Amongst the fresh faced whipper-snappers was Lisa from Legal Eagles who achieved the honour of losing the quiz and winning the cash - way to go Lisa!

Here's how it finished...
Jingle Balls  Winners
Quizzee Rascals
Sexist Pigs
...Something Christmassy
The Den Mafia
Cheesecakes

Modelling their beautiful £75 rollover poster tonight is Quizteam South Korea Adam.
How did they pick their team name? Let's just say their friend Adam is moving away, and I'll give you one Gangnam Style guess where he's off to!

The big surprise of the night was my opticians turning up to inspect my glasses.
Thankfully as you can see, everything was in order with my prescription...

Here's how it finished...
Only Girls Allowed  Winners
Norwegian Fitters
Clackerbaggs
The Blind Martins
South Korea Adam  Fun Team
The Sexist Pigs
Janet and Alan (Corner Table)  Applause
Not Joining In
Santa's Babes
Cumsy Birds

Here are the winners. As you can see there was a million of them. They won the bottle of sparkly wine, but gambled it away - and what did they win? A meal for two. Awkward.

Carol was happy to shout gamble, but not so happy with her meal for two... Moral of the story is you don't have to gamble!

She wanted to swap her prize back for the booze, so I explained the nature of what it means to 'gamble' to her and I think it eventually sank in... 

Next week then it's a £75 rollover and there will be xmas cheer.

Chin chin

Sir James

It was close between early leaders The Mules and The Smiths, but in the end it was The Smiths who came on top. Oops pardon! How rude.

Here's how it finished...
The Smiths Winners
The Mules
Wan Euro
Have We Lost Yet?
Widden Pallets
2's a Crowd, 3's an Orgy Applause

In the Fun Round it was a Royal Tribute picture-equation that won. An equation that caused much happiness recently amongst monarchists and tabloid newspaper journalists...
Here it is...

Cock + Fanny = Baby

I expect that's exactly what The Queen thought when she heard the news too.
How very tasteful. 

No-one could beat The Beast. He is such a bastard he may even come from Milngavie... 
So it's a £50 rollover as advertised here by Den beauties Widden Pallets...

A big thanks to Widen Pallets as their beautiful poster is sure to draw in the crowds...

Chowmein to that!

Sir James