Another bumper night in Den. Free tables were scarce, and the banter was top. Having DOMINATED the quiz it was no surprise when Glascans stole the winners podium prize.

Here's how it finished...
Glascans Winners Applause & Funnest Team
2 Pints of Honey
Anybody want a Green Rolex?
The Stunning Cunts
Queen Equizabeth II
Widden Pallets
Brazil Nuts
Will and the Two Hippies
Clackerbaggs
The Botanist
The Old Girls  Round of Applause

Here's the Glascan's winning joke...

A BIG thanks to the Widden Pallet beauties for this top quality jackpot poster to advertise next week's £50 rollover. As you can clearly see it says £50, and does not in any way say £250, as that would be outrageous false advertising...

So it looks like BIG MONEY Thursday is back sooner than expected!

Chin chin

Sir James

ps - a big thanks to Glascan Dave for spotting the deliberate mistake in the blog. Keep up the good work Sir!

As usual a BIG night in Den. The 2 Pints rabble were out in force from Milngavie with their bloodshot eyes firmly on my £250. Despite the aroma of ganja hanging over them, the Honey-Pints secured a credible 2nd place.

Winners by a mile were Surreal Madrid. Better at trivia than keepie uppies though as they managed only one keep up. Oh dear.

Big winner of the night was Steven from Pentland Potatoes who grabbed £250 - just enough to pay off the day's interest on his Wonga loan - cashback!

Here's how it finished...
Surreal Madrid Winners
2 Pints of Honey
Pentland Potatoes Cash Champs
Widden Pallets
Melting
Team MOB
Baby Group
Olney Two
Baggage Handlers

Next week then it's more sunburn, casual racism and cash up for grabs!

Chin chin

Sir James

The lure of a massive £225 meant the Den Quiz was jam packed with know-it-alls and quiz-wannabes on a scorching Thursday night! Sir James had a medical emergency (he overdosed on Hagan-Dass), so it was up to Captain Stu to don his trusted flowery summer shorts and preside over affairs. The Widden Pallets pulled off an unlikely victory and won a bottle of fizzy, good luck sharing that out between all 45 of you! The cash remains unclaimed so next week, Sir James is back with £250. 

The winners tonight Bareback Bills. How rude! They gambled their booze prize and won some food instead - still, it's very kind if them to invite me out for dinner!

According to The Wee Malkies Facebook quiz news update service the Quiz tonight was better than what was on telly. Get it up you Noel Edmonds!

These young spunks claimed to work for a porn website. Ah yes, and I expect their twin brothers work at Euromillions doling out the cash...

Despite it being their 'First Time' at the quiz, they had a lot of love for the banter & each other too by the looks of it!

Claiming a pack of nearly out of date Penguins The Widden Pallets here who used their penguin health scare as poster inspiration. Quality.

Next week then it's a £225 rollover and mind the dead penguin.

Chin chin

Sir James