Sports Mod of the Year 2012 claimed victory - here they are outside Dukes before they all simultaneously sparked up their fags. Good job there's a hospital nearby. If you want to know who is the boss of the team it's normally the one holding the booze - good of the lads to help Andrea out eh!

I don't care if I'm dead, Nobody's Teabagging me had arguably the most 'interesting' team name. 
Have you ever Teabagged a dead person? I know I haven't. 
Seems like the sort of thing that if it hasn't happened to you when you are alive would be unlikely to happen to you when you are dead, but then what do I know about Teabagging corpses?!

This was my favourite joke of the night...

Q. How do you circumcise a Dundonian?
A. Kick his sister in the chin.

Classic. It didn't win though. That accolade went to ultra-competitive Quizzers Mariah Carey and the Non-travelling Dangleberries. They spent 10 minutes choosing the perfect joke to win - I won't say what it was, but I will say Jeremy Beadle would have been proud.

The Dangleberries might have claimed the biscuits, but they were not getting their hands on the cash...
So it's a £40+ situation next week!

Chin chin

Sir James

Former quiz champ Barman Scott was doling out his good advice to the team at The Bar tonight - so no wonder they blasted past Game Over Gamesmaster to win the quiz!

Here's how it ended...
The Bar  Tiebreak Champs!
Game Over Gamesmaster
Patrick Moore's Monacle
Teenage Mutant Hero Handsfree Lightsabres: Gingers in a half shell
ZX Rectum
Quizzy Rascal
The Jacob & Paige Foundation  Applause and Sticker!

The Jacob & Paige Foundation were so confident of losing after 2 rounds that they requested the losing team get a prize - that's confidence for you! Luckily they were happy with one of my famous quiz stickers. Cash-back!

There were a few familiar faces in Dukes tonight as last week's big man at the bar returned with friends to form The Jacob Paige Foundation. Since last week the big man's offer to kick Alex Reid in the face hadn't been accepted. Weird.

Also back were eventual winners Hypermesis Gravidarum - that's posh for Morning Sickness by the way.  Last time they were quizzing in Dukes their topical team name involved Mitt Romney - how time flies eh!

Poor Barman Scott was obviously working too hard to turn on his quiz winning magic as he didn't win tonight and didn't even manage second. Poor chap. Only team he beat was The Latecomers - for obvious reasons!

Next week you can either work out this handy equation to calculate your cash jackpot winnings - or just take my word for it when I say it will be EPIC*

Chin chin

Sir James

*may be an exaggeration, the value of cash jackpots can go up as well as down and may vary over the course of time. You may wish to seek the advice of an independent financial advisor.