Quizzly Bears were the winners tonight in Dukes. Making up for their Champions Quiz absence in style!

Rachibear took on The Beast, but his malevolent evil was too strong. So strong the jackpot climbs up to £75. Not too shabby.

Also in attendance were Kristopher/Rose - they were just back from holiday and still drinking like it was all-inclusive. Their final round entry consisted of a selection of smiley faces in the place of answers.

No-one ever said these guys didn't have balls. And tonight Team Stevie had enormous balls to be precise - Wesley Warren's Ten Stone Testicles. That's a lot of balls right there!

This quizteam was welcomed in late - regulars at The Wise Monkey, they didn't realise there was quiz awesomeness to be had on their own doorstep. As a result they called themselves The Newcomers, and now they've got a whole week to come up with a better team name!

A busy night in Bar Dukes included Cult of Yarn who as you can see were keen knitters! What you can't see though is how much they loved the Romans. In a word - Maximus!

Team Jammy were back again, but surely they couldn't win the quiz AGAIN?! That would be outrageously Jammy...

Team Happy Birthday here were celebrating Morag's 60th in true Glasgow style - with Vodkas all round! They were very offended when I thought it was Gin. I forgot life begins at 60!

Snuggling up in the other booth a team who were Not Entirely Sure. Possibly a new addition to my Worst Team Names Ever webpage?! We'll see...

A DOUBLE thumbs up here from Team BIFLER - which apparently refers to the act of smacking your cock against someone's face. This is according to them as I telly don't want to get caught Googling it...

Back from the Engagement party and bringing reinforcements, quiz converts Fanculo here had to make TWO teams because they were so popular. Nightmare!

In the end it was Team Jammy who won the day! They won the Fun Round and designed this GREAT retro arcade tribute £60 rollover poster. They won the sparkly wine for winning the quiz and they won NO money, because Jim Davidson was a bastard as usual.

So it's a £60 rollover and this team won't be back after I didn't read out their racist joke.

They weren't happy - and there I was thinking the EDL had a sense of humour.

Until next time - Chin chin!

Sir James

These bastards won the quiz. Apparently they were all called "Stevie"...

The losing team were well chuffed with their low scoring antics, as you can see they gave it the "thumbs up" treatment...

It wasn't my fault that when I asked them for ten DIFFERENT soft drinks they got to nine and gave up!

Colin and Scott were joined late on by a buxom beauty. So in the interests of celebrating 100 years of feminism I only charged them £2.50. £1 for each cock and 50p for the fanny. That's feminism right there.

Catherine Zeta Jones Poisonous Pussy had a truly disturbing picture entry for us. WARNING: Do not look at the following picture if you have ever felt empathy before in your life.

I did warn you.

Next week it's a roll over, so please fuck off til then.

Sir James