The Monday night quiz in Dukes Bar has been a bit too quiet of late, so we're having a break.

If you fancy a pint there's still a great choice of drinks in Dukes and a tasty new menu, but the quiz is off right now.


A big thanks to all the staff who helped out and teams who made it down to Dukes over the last year or so - it's hosted my birthday party, a pub quiz crawl bonus round, and much more, but all good things come to an end. 


Good news for the Monday night quiz crew is the new night starting in Al's Diner this Monday. Check it out!

The OA's did it again, for the third time in 3 weeks and in a new venue, they beat every team to win. They will use you as their bitch.

They beat Enya Dreams, Brut & a team who had got 2 answers correct on University Challenge. The OA's will take you & use you as their bitch.

Speaking of teams who will use you as their bitch - watch out for these Funsters, as they may well try to fuck you under a curtain.

Next week a £100 rollover!

Boom.

Sir James

A four way bastard between Enya Dreams, Team Nachos, G-Unit & the Pooches.

In the end it was the team with the best name Enya Dreams what won it. Well done.

The Nachos guys here made a mad poster...

Pure mental.

Next time it's £90.

Nice.

Sir James

Penis Beaker won the quiz. Apparently if you don't know what to do with your penis after sex, one Mumsnet user has a suggestion...

The Penis Beaker got the first got for the money followed by Horse Moustache, then Room at The Top, then 4 Folk on the Table in the Middle of Dukes, but not even the applause loving team demanding more Shots & Wine could beat The Beast.

Back next week as a result with £80.

Chowmein

Sir James

Happy winners!

Unhappy losers!

Team Jammy took a week off winning....

So I'm back with a cash rollover next week

Chin chin

Sir James

The Stevies were bamming it up again in Dukes this week!

Funnest guys in Dukes this week were Steven Hawkins Voice Synthasier - Other pronounciations are available! they designed a beautiful £65 rollover poster to celebrate the jackpot growing up the way...

The poster here is a tribute to The Virgin Mobile and their very own dragon character... Nice.

At one point we thought Are you a Real Knight? were in with a chance of victory. In the end that's not quite the way it turned out though!

Dukes very own pro-photo champ treated us to his cum face. Sexy.

Team name that got the biggest laugh of the night was these kittens who called themselves 2 Little Boys. Hilarious.

Next week then you can either win a nun in a wheelchair and a dragon, or £65. Depends how you interpret the poster.

Chin chin

Sir James

There's NO NEWS at Dukes Pub Quiz.

The jackpot is STILL £50 and there's no more banter to be had than that.

Rumour has it there's going to be some great menu changes, and also some exciting developments - so there's "no news" for now, but hot anticipation of some news to come...

Don't worry - I'll keep you up to date.

Chin chin

Sir James

Team Jammy could not believe it as they made up a massive margin to grab their third Dukes quiz win in a row!

A quiz first this week as all the jokes were decent, so it took a real discussion before Technicolour Jobbie here could grab the biscuits.

And I'm sure those banana/toffee biscuits combined with the FREE Nachos can only help to maintain the colours of their jobs.

Best news of the night was one team not wanting their Nachos, so I are these all to myself like a right fat bastard.

More FREE Nachos next week please to go with my £50 rollover. Thank you.

Sir James

Maybe it's not just Jam... as Team Jammy secured another convincing win, we considered the possibility they are actually

In a Dukes first there was FREE NACHOS for every quizteam - will the freebies be back next week?! Watch this space...

Tom won The Fun round. There was some complaint he was too popular to win! Here he is with all his 'friends' who disowned him the moment they thought it might help the team win a prize - that's friendship!

It was Tom who stepped up to face The Beast and Jim Davidson was a total bastard, so the cash jackpot rolls up to £45. The poster Tom designed draws reference to the salary of Gareth Bale by way of comparison. Topical. His winning joke was simply:

Gareth Bale: 85 Million

...I'm not convinced it will go down as a classic... Next week then £45 and will there be More FREE NACHOS? We'll see!

Chin chin

Sir James

This was the winning team before they won - imagine how much bigger their grins were when I gave them the sparkly winners wine! Paul and Nicki said they never win anything, so maybe that explains it...

Here's the full finishing order of events!

Quiz-a-coat-L

Quinoa

Handsfree Lightsabres: Up Yours Cassidy!!!

Bar staff

Team Awesome

Cheryl Cole's Arse Barnacles Applause

You may recognise a youthful version of Quizguy Martin here - it's his younger brother. His efforts to calculate the stats during the cards was admirable, but short lived!

Here's the team that gave young Cassidy a big booey 'Up Yours'...

Yes, it was the Handsfree Lightsabres who put their fingers up - how rude!

Next week as the Corgi says, it's a £35 rollover - down boy!

Chin chin

Sir James