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Captain Stu and the Sexy Sloth

5/4/2013

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Quizguy Marty was off lying low until Operation Yew-tree has blown over if you are to believe the Tabloids, so Captain Stu sailed into the Brass Monkey to take the helm. 

Seven teams filled the pub up nicely in anticipation of a potential £250 Cash Jackpot! Quiz legend the F.U.D dominated the majority of the quiz like a horny sloth. Brass Monkey regulars Where's Martin (the only team in recent memory to score full marks!) were obviously reeling from the loss of their usual sexy quizmaster as they languished near the bottom of the standings. In fact their score was so bad I had to check the pubs WIFI was still working! 

Team Fudly gained a bonus point for working the word vagina into every answer during the picture round, cheeky scamps! A close quiz saw The Hairy Slothers taking it up the rear for most of the quiz, a fact they took with dubious grace and a few abusive team names until I phoned their Mother and got her down there...that shut them up! They did, however, win the jokes round with a startling graphic depiction of me being sexually gratified by a furry mammal....I do like it rough! 

It was left to 60% not Ian to swoop in and take the Winners Certificate and a bottle of Sparkly home with them as they made a late surge to victory. The Budgie Smugglers beat the FUD in a card off but it was the FUD himself that navigated the cards using his magical mind powers for good for once, meaning only the BEAST could prevent him from winning £250.....Unfortunately the most racist man in the entire universe proved too much for our unlucky FUD and the Money rolls up! 

Next week the Childcatcher will be back and you'll have to put up with a Quizmaster who can't even be bothered to wear a light up LED T-shirt, sad times! Until next time...

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