Winning team from the Brass Monkey Quiz last night, 'Sensible Jumpers'. Pictured here showing off their winners poster, their bottle of bubbly, and of course, their sensible jumpers. 

This joke by 'Sensible Jumpers' should have won the Joke Round... 
Alas, not everyone loves shit wordplay-based funnies!

Next week there is a big event at the SECC, so there is no quiz.
The quiz will be back the week after - returning Thurs 4th April.

And in case you're wondering what this 'big event' could be and you're thinking President of Scotland Alex Salmond is in town, or the Commonwealth Games have come early, you would be wrong. The darts are on.

Back Thursday 4th April - assuming the snooker doesn't come to town that week.

A deserved win for 'Quiz Quiztofferson'. Will they make it two in a row next week? Possibly... There was fucking tonnes of them...

Shit team name, but they had a wealth of knowledge only Stephen Hawking can compete with. They would kick his wheelchair-bound ass in the 100m though. 

Did I say "£200" next week, yes I did! 
A whopper £200 rollover next week.
It will be a classic.

Quizguy Martin

Gin and Stu from 'The Honeymonsters' chilling out with their winners prize, after the former beasted the dance-off, and the latter told the dance-off to "Fuck off!" One canny Facebook observer noted they are wearing the SAME CLOTHES. Awkward!

Here's how the teams fared...

1. The Honeymonsters - Winners!
1. TDay1 loves a diamond #Susan
3. Handsfree Lightsabers
4. The Wee Man's a bad dog - Funnest Team!
5. Keith O'Brien's altar ego
6. Where's Alyson?
7. Velvet Nose
8. The T-Pigs
9. Walking Talking Stephen Hawking - Round of Applause!

As there was a tie fot first place it was decided that there was only one way to settle this affair... DANCE-OFF!

Gin from The Honeymonsters was pitted against Ciaran from TDay1 loves a diamond #Susan to the dulcet tones of Duran Duran. After more moves than in a game of chess between Deep Blue and Garry Kasparov, Gin came out on top, winning the booze.

After initially failing to beat the cairds it came full circle and they got their chance against The Beast.

They failed. so £175 Jackpot next week.

Here's a couple of the more unusual Fun Round entries. Both of them are maybe better described as disturbing, rather than fun.

'The Wee Man's a bad dog' won the Fun Round with...

Q. What's got two legs and murders women?
A. The Pistorius Brothers.

They also drew a picture of Oscar Pistorius' leg fucking a horse, while the blood-thirsty Paralympian fled the scene on his stumps...

So another week of weird and wonderful next week, and another bumper rollover jackpot as it's a £175 situation next time when we retrun to the Brass Monkey.

Fact.

Quizguy Martin