Not the most riveting of quiz reports, but here it is...

There was a lot of people at the quiz. 9 teams in total.

There was a lot of people at the Brass Monkey that weren't there for the quiz . About a hundred.

Jimmy Savile's Damp Cigar won the quiz. They done so in the last round.

No one won the cash jackpot. £50 rollover next week.

From the winning team (pictured below) one of these people has kissed a girl from Steps. Apparently.

If I had said, "From the winning team (pictured below) one of these people has kissed a girl from Steppes" that might be more believable. Fact

Laters.

Fact.

Quizguy Martin

Not really a scandal.

More the Brass Monkey's resident Quizmaster being a complete fanny.

Yes, I wrongly stuck down second placed Handsfree Lightsabres on the Winners certificate as opposed to Team #. You can see by the above photograph that they were not impressed. Sorry guys.

The reason Handsfree Lightsabres were on my mind, was because they took down the cash even though they finished just behind the first placed team.

"How was this possible!?!", I hear one person scream.

Well Team # had first go at the cards, but have taken the clever idea to say "same" no matter what card comes out first... It may pay off for them at one point. It probably won't. If it does though...

Needless to say, Janet from Handfree Lightsabres took the opportunity with both hands, three toes and one of her breasts, and deafeated the cards easily.

Next was the Final Question, and with the knowledge of Biffy Clyro lodged in teammate Ian's head, they won £50. BOOM!

After Round 1 Charmazing (pictured) became one of my favourite teams because of this...

Q. Which character does Michael Douglas play in his new movie? Clue - This character was the highest paid entertainer in the world at the time.

The answer they put down was Iron Man.


This wasn't a joke answer. They misheard. What the fuck did they think I asked!?!

They even put down the answer 'Iron Man' for one answer per round, including the Fun Round - which they won...

A Sottish man, an Irishman and an Iron Man walk into a bar.

Comedy genius

Fact.

Quizguy Martin