Winning team from the Brass Monkey Quiz last night, 'Sensible Jumpers'. Pictured here showing off their winners poster, their bottle of bubbly, and of course, their sensible jumpers.
Monkey sees, monkey does posing with their cocks/vagina-based poster. Which one of them didn't pose for the actual poster though? They won the Joke Round with... Q. What did Cinderella do when she got the ball? A. *Retching/gagging sound* I made it sound like I actually knew what it was like to gag on a cock. I have never done that. Either gag, or have another mans glans thrust into my mouth, that is. Honest. | 
'3:25. Hyde Park. Bring yir hauners' may have misunderstood the Feedback form... Nice effort anyways lads! |
This joke by 'Sensible Jumpers' should have won the Joke Round...
Alas, not everyone loves shit wordplay-based funnies!
Alas, not everyone loves shit wordplay-based funnies!
Next week there is a big event at the SECC, so there is no quiz.
The quiz will be back the week after - returning Thurs 4th April.
And in case you're wondering what this 'big event' could be and you're thinking President of Scotland Alex Salmond is in town, or the Commonwealth Games have come early, you would be wrong. The darts are on.
Back Thursday 4th April - assuming the snooker doesn't come to town that week.
The quiz will be back the week after - returning Thurs 4th April.
And in case you're wondering what this 'big event' could be and you're thinking President of Scotland Alex Salmond is in town, or the Commonwealth Games have come early, you would be wrong. The darts are on.
Back Thursday 4th April - assuming the snooker doesn't come to town that week.
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