Sir James Quiz regulars, such as the Honeymonsters feat The Bear and Optimus Cock and Captain Fanny, and a smattering of new teams, provided slighty stiffer competition than last week's quiz fodder I say "slightly stiffer"... flacid would possibly be a better shout!
Here's how it finished...
1. Handsfree Lightsabres - Winners!
2. E + J
4. The Honeymonsters feat The Bear
5. Optimus Cock and Captain Fanny - Funnest Team!
6. Quiz on my face - Round of Applause!
Janet from Handsfree Lightsabres defeated the cairds with one flourish of her ginger locks and it was just The Beast who stood between her and £50. But stand he did and it means next week we will be playing for a rollover jackpot of £70. That's enough money to buy some pretty decent hair dye Janet!
The Funnest Team was Optimus Cock and Captain Fanny with...
A little boy walks in on his father masterbating.
"What are you doing Daddy?" asks the boy.
"I'm having a wank", replied the dad, "but don't worry, you will be doing this soon enough Son"
"Why's that Daddy?", queried the boy.
"Because my arms fucking killing me"
Nice. They won the usual tat plus a book containing ways to hide that troublesome cock and balls, when you are trying to dress like a drag queen. As if Optimus Cock didn't already know... that's not a slander on him of course, but I'm guessing he's seen Captain Fanny strapping "hers" down before a night out in The Shed.
Anyways... I will see you at The Pourhouse next Wednesday for a 8:30 kick-off. At night.