Dyslexia Untied smashed the competition last week and in doing so won some bloody lovely booze. The Hopefools went from a close second to way way way last with a stunning minus 6 in the final round. But it was another team, the Purple Cobras who faced the might of the Beast. They were humbled, humilated and ultimately sent packing empty handed by the most racist bastard in show biz. That means the Jackpot in a mind blowing, scrotum tingling £275. Team Jockey R.I.P were also in attendance and picked up some lovely biscuits for being the funniest (looking) team at the quiz!

Team Thomson pictured debuted at the Whuppity Scourie Pub Quiz with a dominating win in a week where there the Jackpot had rocketed all the way up to £225! Six teams went head to head for the mystery booze but all were blown out the water by Team Thomson. The Hopefools came second last but were voted funniest team and regular sexy mother lovers FUBAR were gutted when they  gambled in the last round disastrously and ended up miles behind the winners. The cards were kind to 'Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy' meaning they had the pleasure of being fucked over by the BEAST! They couldn't win the £225 so next week we have £250 up for grabs! **BANG FECKING TIDY!**