Dyslexia Untied smashed the competition last week and in doing so won some bloody lovely booze. The Hopefools went from a close second to way way way last with a stunning minus 6 in the final round. But it was another team, the Purple Cobras who faced the might of the Beast. They were humbled, humilated and ultimately sent packing empty handed by the most racist bastard in show biz. That means the Jackpot in a mind blowing, scrotum tingling £275. Team Jockey R.I.P were also in attendance and picked up some lovely biscuits for being the funniest (looking) team at the quiz!

Team Thomson pictured debuted at the Whuppity Scourie Pub Quiz with a dominating win in a week where there the Jackpot had rocketed all the way up to £225! Six teams went head to head for the mystery booze but all were blown out the water by Team Thomson. The Hopefools came second last but were voted funniest team and regular sexy mother lovers FUBAR were gutted when they  gambled in the last round disastrously and ended up miles behind the winners. The cards were kind to 'Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy' meaning they had the pleasure of being fucked over by the BEAST! They couldn't win the £225 so next week we have £250 up for grabs! **BANG FECKING TIDY!**  

A more mischievous start to the Quiz this week, as one man was arrested for being too bloody excited about the huge jackpot on offer at The Whuppity Scourie's Top Notch Quiz! Once things got underway though it wasn't a surprise that the pesky brothers from FUBAR scooped first place and some mystery booze! The Funniest team at the Quiz were Team Pete who laughed at their own joke very loudly and its only fair we mention the Apprentice Boys, a team so shite they received a round of applause for making all the other teams look good. The Beast managed to keep his dirty racist paws on the Money so the JACKPOT is a mighty £225 now! 

Like Jesus Christ himself, team Jockey R.I.P rose from the dead this week to bring enlightenment, good will and dodgy banter to the whuppity scourie!

Despite new clever looking team jockey team members it was team yous! Who took an early lead. Going into the jokes round it was all to play for tho with 4 points seperating 4 teams at the top...

Team jockey beat of fubar to be annointed funniest team at the quiz with their only mildly offensive joke. And it was the same team who kicked on to snatch victory in the final round!

They stormed the cards first time but The Beast rebuffed their claims for £175.

Which means £200 next time out could be won. Woozers!

BING BANG BOSH!!! The quiz went off with a bang this week as the teams went head to head to for the chance to play for £125! 

Regulars Team Jockey R.I.P (pictured) won the bonus round and the Fun Round this week with their knowledge of booze and their library of offensive jokes!

They couldn't make it a hat trick though because Team Muppets stormed from behind to take the quiz at the death! The cards were unkind to them though and once again the spotlight fell on Jockey R.I.P as the Beast humiliated  them and kept hold of his money! What a bastard!

Next week we have £150 up for grabs though!

This week at the quiz Captain Stu is back asking about such showbiz legends as... The Stereophonics and The Lorax!

Plus this actual question...
Name 2 countries starting with the letter K that have a border with China.

If that doesn't help you win the cash jackpot, nothing will.

This bloke knows one answer. Hint hint.
See you for the quiz. Or not if you're a bastard. One or the other.

This week the Whuppity Scourie Pub quiz saw Captain Stu relocate to a new sparkly dj booth to preside over proceedings! Yummy!

Team Shaz and Skyne dogs + Kimberly swapped the lead several times in the early rounds which included our brand new spaghetti marshmallow building bonus round! Team shaz took top points with their 30 inch erection! 
Funniest team were Gee us a Gammy with their fun take on beastiatly....wuff wuff!

Legendary quiz Team Jockey RIP showed their class by coming from behind to grab the booze but their physic ability failed them leaving Gee us a Gammy to face the Beast! He fecked them over meaning next week we have a jackpot of £100

At the Quiz tonight... Captain Stu is back.

Also... The Big Chill Festival, another Catchphrase from Roy Walker and this actual question:

How do you change the note or pitch of a trombone?

That should make it a bit easier for you to win £75 tonight!