In the biggest bar in Shawlands this week Ben and Emma AKA Captain Fanny & Optimus Cock won the quiz. An historic day - after years of trying Optimus Cock has finally been in the winning team.
Here's a picture of the winners looking totally mental.
Are they possessed by the spirit of a ghost with jazz hands? Seems likely.
Despite the awesomeness of Cock and Fanny no-one could beat The Beast and so the money rolls over for Sir James to dish out next week - up to £75 now.
In other news there was a team of old dears who thought a picture of a goat was the Loch Ness Monster. No wonder they were judged funniest team. Handsfree Lightsabres came second for a change. And big sexy Sharon had the biggest erection. Oops pardon.
Sir James will be back next week after taking some time out to clean Michael Barrymore's pool and give Graham Norton a big hand round the house too - he's back with the kind of top quality banter you only get in The Corona Monday nights.
Chowmein to that.
Here's a picture of the winners looking totally mental.
Are they possessed by the spirit of a ghost with jazz hands? Seems likely.
Despite the awesomeness of Cock and Fanny no-one could beat The Beast and so the money rolls over for Sir James to dish out next week - up to £75 now.
In other news there was a team of old dears who thought a picture of a goat was the Loch Ness Monster. No wonder they were judged funniest team. Handsfree Lightsabres came second for a change. And big sexy Sharon had the biggest erection. Oops pardon.
Sir James will be back next week after taking some time out to clean Michael Barrymore's pool and give Graham Norton a big hand round the house too - he's back with the kind of top quality banter you only get in The Corona Monday nights.
Chowmein to that.
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