First Oscar Pistorius Jokes Are In!

The first two Oscar Pistorius jokes are in from Den this week...

Roses are Red
Violets are Gorgeous
Please be on Guard
If you're surprising Pistorius!

It must have been dark when Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend. He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him!

I'll let you be the judge as to how hilarious they are....

Thanks to Valentines Day Massacre and The Wee Malkies for this.