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Not One But Two Dirty Dentist Jokes This Week! Which One's Best?

25/4/2014

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A particularly busy night just before the bank holidays saw TEAM PISTORIUS win the 24 crate of lager and a whopping £125!

The biscuits were handed over to THE BLETHERERS winners of the funniest joke....

Here we go...

Winning joke!
Old woman goes to the dentists, strips off naked and sitting on the dentists chair she opens her legs.

Somewhat taken aback the dentist informs her that he only takes teeth out.

'I know,' she replied, 'but it's my husbands teeth I want you to take out'

...Yuk! If old people oral sex hasn't put you off the dentist maybe this second dentist related entry will...

Second placed joke!

Guy goes to the dentist where he is asked if he has had oral sex recently...

'Yes! How did you know, do I have a pube stuck in my teeth?'

'No', replied the dentist, ' you've got shit on your nose'


....BOOM

I'm away for a wee lie down in a darkened room. Next time out we have a £50 jackpot, more booze and of course some motherloving bloody biscuits

Captain out!
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