Well Holy Shamoly, what a cracking night we had at Canal Station Paisley. Nine teams battled it out for the £275 jackpot that had rolled over for an incredible 9 WEEKS!! In the end, every team had a crack at the cards, and every team fell at the final hurdle. So the quiz winners, Excalibur, faced THE BEAST and his multiple choice question, eventually settling on the wrong answer. The jackpot survives and climbs to a ridiculous £300 next week. Who wants some Christmas Cash eh?

Have a look at some pictures, jokes and the final standings, as well as results and some snaps from the 1st December...

Sunday 8th December:


54 points - Excalibur 
52 points - Young Guns (last week's champs)
42 points - The Chancers
38 points - The Bacchan Ali Ans (tonight's funnest team)
37 points - Mac 11
34 points - Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
28 points - Cupid Stunts
27 points - Just Married
15 points - Team Canal

Here's what they looked like...

And what about some fun...

What's the definition of "shambolic"?
A prosthetic testicle - The Bacchan Ali Ans


How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the 'Fresh Prints' - Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers


There was a young lass fae Bearsden
who was trimming her pubic hair when...
She found a Santa Claus hat
that was stuck to her twat
'Cos he's jumped up the wrong chimney again! - The Young Guns


There once was a guy called Stevie T
who said he loved a girl named Fee
They got bored and came out for a drink
'cause their TV was on the blink!
Thanks for a great night,
hope we didn't give you a fright! - Just Married


What do you call a Chinese midget?
Tai Nee - Mac 11


Why do midgets laugh as they run through the garden?
Because the grass tickles their balls - Cupid Stunts


So that's yer lot! Join me next week and try and take the £300 off me and my mate THE BEAST. I dare ye!

Quizmaster Scott

P.S, whilst we're at it, this is what went down last week...


Sunday 1st December


45 Points - Young Guns (Quiz winners and Funnest Team)
41 Points - Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
29 Points - Mac 7
17 Points - Staff

And a couple snaps

The Neilstonians made a triumphant return to the Canal Station quiz this week and obliterated the opposition to walk away with the winner's booze. The travelling trio managed to achieve a record score of 54 points, beating their nearest opponents by a whopping 24 points (shocked face). Unfortunately they weren't too handy when it came to the cards, which also defeated this week's runners-up, The Latecomers.

The cards couldn't handle the might of quiz regulars Mac 8 this week and it was left to them to face The Beast and his £225 jackpot. A disagreement about the musical Hairspray's Broadway debut meant that The Beast claimed victory and sent Mac 8 packing leaving the jackpot at a colossal £250.

Make sure you're at Canal Station this Sunday for your chance to defeat The Beast and swipe the cash.