People do sometimes complain when I censor their jokes, this one below was read out - but can you guess which bits I missed out? My best man organised a great Stag do. Last night this was my favourite joke. I always love a good Dundee joke!
Q. How do you circumcise a Dundonian? A. Kick his sister in the chin. It didn't win the award for best joke though... I don't choose the winners. And this is PROOF! A couple handed in two jokes this week - one from Him and one from Her.
This was to help settle the age old question of who is funnier, MEN or WOMEN? From Her: Q. What does the Brown Chicken say to the Brown Cow? A. Brownchickenbrowncow! From Him: Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe Who? No. You're a poo! It's yet more damning evidence that Men are funnier than Women! There are all sorts of jokes about mental illness that I find to be in poor taste.
This cracker though, is a classic I can't get handed in to me enough... Q. What is the first sign of Madness? A. Suggs walking up your driveway. Handed in this week by The Swinging Pendulum in Bar Gallus. This sexist joke at The Beef was the least offensive entry this week!
My wife gave in last night & fulfilled my wildest fantasy. She left. These are the 3 of the winning jokes from this week's quiz!
Q.What do you call a Glasweigan super hero? "Quality Man" Handed in by Trouble Rides a Fast Horse Dear Jim, could you please fix it for the girl in my class I really fancy to come on holiday with me. Yours Sincerely Jeremy Forest, age 30 Thanks to Honeymonsters Blonde girl goes to the doctors for an examination. The Doctor says "You're pregnant!"... …the Blonde says "Are you sure it's mine?" from Jedworth Swingers There'll be 3 more back here next week and in my weekly email too! |
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