In the spirit of a top Scottish joke the quiz is taking a wee holiday Sunday wee calf at Hyde this week. 

Obviously if you're lucky enough to live in Paisley (?!) there's top quality entertainment at Canal Station, but it's bad news for West-end Waitrose wankers like me, as the next Westend quiz isn't until Tuesday at 2 Figs - what a nightmare wait!

Good news is that Hyde quiz will be back Sunday 1st June with Captain Stu. Cash-back!

If you are wondering why these two pervs look happier than their last visit to a knicker factory it's because they won the quiz. Happy Days!

And if you're thinking of risking a trip to Hyde to try and win my big cash jackpot - be warned! These are the kind of terrifying thugs that may scare you off.

Lots of love

Sir James