I mean, I've had some insults in my time, but never before has it been suggested that I am not pretentious enough. I mean, Moi?
Thankfully the atmosphere and love were too their liking, so I am sleeping easy now. Phew.
And when I say 'easy' I mean in a 'Staples, that was easy!' way and not in a Katie Price with the footballers way.
Chowmein to that.